In a special segment tonight, I just got some "good pipe" from a local Vacaville resident. Apparently other girls have been broken off as well, say local women in and around this area.
This is where the magic happens, according to an unnamed man. I got a sampling of this earlier today and I must say guys, it is just breathtaking.
"You can get it all day. It's nothin." Says White Devil, a 25-year old eligible bachelor with mojo to spare. In this segment we take you to the back room of his condominuim, where, as they say, the shit goes down.
So this bed is the "spot", then, as they say? "Yea, as I showed to you earlier. Normally we might start in the living room and move back here. In your case, since you was a freaky bitch, I just took you from behind right when you walked in."
So that's what it's called then? "Oh shit girl there's all kinds of names for it. Doggystyle, from the back, buckin, humpin, fuckin, beatin those, slammin em, rippin guts, etc."
Interesting names, for sure. This is Pam Moore reporting, and I must say girls, get it while the gettin is good. Back to you Bob.