I was takin this shit right

[BIG J]

^LMAO!

This thread should be put in the classics forum

 

[BornSin]

LOL

You guys ever go into a public restroom and hear someone taking a shit? Like youll be standing there in front of the urinal and the guy in the stall next to you is hella groaning. Then you hear the plop plop of a turd. I always have trouble pissing the whole time cause Im holding in my laugh so damn hard.

haha....That shit happened to me at work the other day....I was in my respective stall doing my business & reading the sprots page....and then this dude comes in and sits at the stall next to me and starts firing off missles left and right like his mama aint teach him nothin....farting loud as fuck....one after the other for like a minute straight.....shit was so loud I couldnt help but to start crackin up......I was dam near cryin in that bitch...

 

[Jar]

^lol...my lil brothers done that before....except it was at home and he diarrhea'ed all over the toilet, wall, sink, toothbrushes, bathtub, etc....

what happens is that you have to shit so bad that your ass doesnt give you a chance to set up shop on the crapper and therefore once you pull your drawers past your asshole, everything starts to shoot out like a faucet...Thus creating situations where you end up painting the bathroom in feces...

LMAO

 

[Sergeant Hustle]

I'm confused. NK's location is "I eat my own shit". If this were true, his conditioned response would have been to lap it all up and call it a day. Talk about deception.

 

[stressfacta]

u still owe us one

 

[NOSTRIL KING]

Don't worry, when NostrilKing.com goes up - the very first feature article will be me eating shit

 

[BornIIDie]

^lol...my lil brothers done that before....except it was at home and he diarrhea'ed all over the toilet, wall, sink, toothbrushes, bathtub, etc....

what happens is that you have to shit so bad that your ass doesnt give you a chance to set up shop on the crapper and therefore once you pull your drawers past your asshole, everything starts to shoot out like a faucet...Thus creating situations where you end up painting the bathroom in feces...

Hahaaha

 

[WASTATEREPPER]

This is damn near as funny as one of Deep Thoughts old posts
Shit had me laughin non stop