I WANT TO GO TO MEXICO

[CHAPO GUZMAN]

this nigga AZ musta drank the mexican water because he came back with nothing but bad experiences.

 

[REdRUM]

my aunties have a timeshare thingy in Mazatlan and they all go every year for a week and they love it. I've never been to mexico but ima try and go sometime this year

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that you're white, huh?

 

[REdRUM]

DO NOT LET PEOPLE FOOL YOU. REAL MEXICAN FOOD FROM MEXICO IS TERRIBLE. BLAND, FULL OF GOAT CHEESE AND SMALL PORTIONS.

Yeah...right.


Let me know next time you're going; I'll set you up for free at my grandmother's spot in Mexico City. Great food, great drink, a working toilet, the works. My dad might kill you, but at least you can log on to the Siccness and let 'em know what it's really like...

 

[Mr. Nice Guy]

I went to rocky point (puerto penasco) once. I got arrested fro smoking weed on the beach. Handcuffed to my friend and taken into the desert in the back of a jeep at 120 mph and interrogated about my family and wealth. Once they found out I was a poor person from Arizona they took me back to my friends and let me go for 50 bucks.

LOL

You are trippin.

I have been to Puerto Penasco about 4-5 times and that shit is crackin.

No McDonalds or any BS like that.

I drive my car around that bitch and never had a problem once. Been pulled over a few times, and never even had to spend one dollar.

Hella sluttly American beezies from Arizona and New Mexico + hella bad senoritas. Just make sure you go on a crackin weekend though.

Fuck I am probably gonna be back down there within a few months!!

 

[ColdBlooded]

I cosign this whole thing ...mazatlan is a blast

Such a disappointing reply. I was waiting for a tirade on why Shea hates Mexico. I even avoided reading this thread until now once I saw Shea posted in it just so I could prepare myself.

 

[bayflip]

i heard they have a pretty good animal show in Tijuana.. they got a magical donkey that does cool tricks

 

[PsyDaL]

Ill be goin to Michoacan in december, 3 weeks til after new years. IM gonna fuck the shit outta all the women I could lay my dirty Nicoyan giggle stick and scream out VIVA PUERTO RICO!!!!!!!

 

[ColdBlooded]

I could go off on TJ, Rosarito & La Paz.

That is what I was expecting.



I got by just fine in TJ and even enjoyed it.

I really like Ensenada though.

I didn't fuck with the locals or act stupid so that's probably a good reason why I enjoy Mexico. I save acting retarded for my own country and just blend in with everyone else here.

 

[Gas One]

Go to Chula Vista or should I say Chula Juana.

come through, punks. i got yall drugs and hoes right here. holler.
whatever you need holla on my momma i go

bring alot of money too

holler at me

 

[thizzface420]

Puerto Vallarta Mexico PERIOD

ya i liked it out there too

 

[Lamberto Quintero]

Acapulco, Guerrero...

 

[kayvee]

Ill be goin to Michoacan in december, 3 weeks til after new years. IM gonna fuck the shit outta all the women I could lay my dirty Nicoyan giggle stick and scream out VIVA PUERTO RICO!!!!!!!

seek professional help.

~k.

 

[ColdBlooded]

Well, Rosarito was simply because I am a white man who drove down there, instead of taking a cab (thats MY bad though) ...& well, ya the weed didn't help matters much.

I never had a reason to go to Rosarito other than to drive through it on the way to a good restaurant or to Ensenada. I thought only teenagers scared of TJ were the ones that went to Rosarito?

 

[Gas One]

shea would get the 40 dolalr special out here.they like tattoed white boys.

yeah, whores give discounts on looks.

come through lookin liek a rap star and you half off.

this is gas one maine, and this is TJ opinion

 

[Gas One]

lmao

i heard of a bitch givin discounts on short dicks LMaO\


skys the limit
stay up
with the mouths that get it
lick it like pages
swallow like tequila
no worm im squirmin
learnin feelin healin
spittin wack ass underground shit
im quittin

 

[azryda420]

Don't get me wrong. I like Mexico. I have had a few bad expieriences.

I like Algodones, and going shoppin in Nogales for the day and having a nice lunch. Theres a few restaraunts I like there. The food is just not what some people expect. Shit, I can eat at a restaraunt that has hella flies. Im grimey and dirty like that too. Aside from getting arrested in puerto penasco, it was a great time. Great food, and a nice beach.

Ensenada was just not coo though. Way too smelly. Maybe It was a bad time of year or something.

I like this place called cherries in Nogie though. 5 bucks and all you drink margaritas. You can even leave, go shopping, and come back. I got hella wasted and had a hard time driving back to Tucson through all the checkpoints though.

I had to buy some anti biotics one time down there because this bitch gave me the clap. I didnt declare it because I didnt know I could bring it back, and I was hella nervous and customs hemmed me up for an hour or two. Next time , I'll tell em straight up, "THIS STRIPPER GAVE ME CHLAMYDIA!" hahahahahahah Because once I told them that, they were hella nice to me. lol

 

[BIGSBY]

I wanna go to TJ , I always hear mixed opinions about it .
I also want to go to a nicer place tho , like with a nice ass beach with some bad females .

 

[CHAPO GUZMAN]

anyone know who this chick is?

Paty Navidad....shes pretty old now.. but when she was younger my grandma used to make and sew her dresses.

 

[nonfiCKtion]

whens the last time youve been to mexico man? lol

mexico is hella grimey. Even the grimiest spots in the nastiest hoods of the US are no where near what mexico is like.

that's why i dont go down there. haven't been there since 02 or 03.

 

[kayvee]

anyone know who this chick is?

Paty Navidad....shes pretty old now.. but when she was younger my grandma used to make and sew her dresses.

she's an actress and show host.

~k.