I thought this was funny...
- Thread starter Roxy
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someone did this one to me the other day and i immediately thought of this thread:
TURD BURGLAR
Definition: A pooper who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.
it wasnt at work but it still startled relaxing public bathroom shit session
and then the dude shitting on the toilet one over from mine was on his laptop. when it got quiet i hear the infidel just typing away like he made that stall his work office
TURD BURGLAR
Definition: A pooper who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.
it wasnt at work but it still startled relaxing public bathroom shit session
and then the dude shitting on the toilet one over from mine was on his laptop. when it got quiet i hear the infidel just typing away like he made that stall his work office
