i see u got jokes.....lol

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I saw a guy in the park the other day pinned under a tree.

"Get help!" he shouted.

"Fuck you," I replied, chugging my bottle of vodka. "I don't need help, I can quit anytime."
 
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how do you get a bunch of black kids to stop jumping on your bed?

put velcro on the ceiling!

how do you get them down?

tell the mexicans next door your having a pinata party