Q:What’s the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds?
A: There’s 20 of them.
Q: How do you get an one-armed Irishman down from a tree?
A: Wave to him.
Q: What do you call a barn filled with black people?
A: Antique farm equipment.
Q: Why don’t they teach drivers ed and sex ed on the same day in Afghanistan?
A: The camel would get too tired.
Q: Why are trees so close in Harlem?
A: Public transportation.
Q. How is getting your girlfriend pregnant like locking your keys out of your car?
A. The problem is easily solved with a coathanger.
Q Whats the worst thing about a gang rape?
A Being last.
Q: What’s the hardest part of a cabbage to eat?
A: The wheelchair
Q:What’s the worst thing about 4 Muslim guys going off a cliff in an Escalade?
A: Escalade can seat 6
Q: What’s see-through and lies in the gutter?
A: A Pakistani with the shit kicked out of him
Q: How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two, one to hold the bulb and the other to drink til the room spins.
Q: A fire-fighter was working on the 12th floor of the World Trade Center when it collapsed, what was the last thing to go through his head?
A: The 13th floor.
Q: How do we know what shampoo princess diana used?
A: Because her head and shoulders was found all over the dash board.
Q: Whats blue and fucks grannys?
A: Hypothermia
Q: What do you call a black woman who has had 9 abortions?
A: A Crime fighter
A man enters a pharmacy and asks for birth control pills for his wife and his seven year-old daughter. The pharmacist is a little shocked and says, “Your seven year-old daughter is sexually active!”
“No,” replies the man. “She just sort of lays there.”
I used to be into sadism, necrophilia and bestiality.
But I gave it up cos I always felt like I was flogging a dead horse.
An Indian man dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates.
“Yes, how can I help?” asks St Peter.
“I’m here to meet Jesus,” says the Indian man.
St Peter looks over his shoulder and shouts, “Jesus, your cab is here!”
and fuck you if you think im racist...TAKE A JOKE
if i forgot your race ill catch you on the next one, NO ONE IS EXEMPT
lol
A: There’s 20 of them.
Q: How do you get an one-armed Irishman down from a tree?
A: Wave to him.
Q: What do you call a barn filled with black people?
A: Antique farm equipment.
Q: Why don’t they teach drivers ed and sex ed on the same day in Afghanistan?
A: The camel would get too tired.
Q: Why are trees so close in Harlem?
A: Public transportation.
Q. How is getting your girlfriend pregnant like locking your keys out of your car?
A. The problem is easily solved with a coathanger.
Q Whats the worst thing about a gang rape?
A Being last.
Q: What’s the hardest part of a cabbage to eat?
A: The wheelchair
Q:What’s the worst thing about 4 Muslim guys going off a cliff in an Escalade?
A: Escalade can seat 6
Q: What’s see-through and lies in the gutter?
A: A Pakistani with the shit kicked out of him
Q: How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two, one to hold the bulb and the other to drink til the room spins.
Q: A fire-fighter was working on the 12th floor of the World Trade Center when it collapsed, what was the last thing to go through his head?
A: The 13th floor.
Q: How do we know what shampoo princess diana used?
A: Because her head and shoulders was found all over the dash board.
Q: Whats blue and fucks grannys?
A: Hypothermia
Q: What do you call a black woman who has had 9 abortions?
A: A Crime fighter
A man enters a pharmacy and asks for birth control pills for his wife and his seven year-old daughter. The pharmacist is a little shocked and says, “Your seven year-old daughter is sexually active!”
“No,” replies the man. “She just sort of lays there.”
I used to be into sadism, necrophilia and bestiality.
But I gave it up cos I always felt like I was flogging a dead horse.
An Indian man dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates.
“Yes, how can I help?” asks St Peter.
“I’m here to meet Jesus,” says the Indian man.
St Peter looks over his shoulder and shouts, “Jesus, your cab is here!”
and fuck you if you think im racist...TAKE A JOKE
if i forgot your race ill catch you on the next one, NO ONE IS EXEMPT
lol
