I ran over a water fountain

[M-PHIVE]

Damn, muh-fuckaz is sensitive up in here....it was a joke. I'm middle eastern. Perhaps I shouldn't make those jokes for fear the patriotic Americans of the board (who decided they were all of a sudden "proud to be Amercian" after we flew our own planes through some buildings) might have my ass. LOL! Obviously Scottie Pimpin believes the hype about America the Great! Defend your country Scottie! That shit was a set up! All those people died at the hands of our government's political agenda. Ask George Bush and his cronies about starting a war to boost the economy during recession and make them look like superheroes.....his dad did that shit too.

GOLPH CLAP?...GOLPH CLAP...*CLAP CLAP CLAP*


WELL SAID SGT...WELL SAID...


...ABA

 

[Juan Million]

Tell um sis.

 

[Heitic]

I like running over stuff. I think my true calling is Monster Truck Driver. SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! (maybe you guys won't get that part).

LOL SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY NORWALK RACEWAY PARK MONSTER TRUCC RALLY SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY GRAVEDIGGER WILL BE THERE WILL YOU?! SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY KIDS 10 AND UNDER WILL RECEIVE A MONSTER TRUCC T-SHIRT SOAKED IN URINE SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY

ahem...

i've ran over

a dog (not on purpose)
a fire hydrant (not completely over but it went off like a geyser)

i'm sure there's others i just remember the classics

 

[MrDontGIVEaFUCK]

Me and my boy ran over some kid on a bike but we never hurt him, we gave him $20 to not tell on us.. :classic:

 

[GANGSTAEIGHT]

yesterday, i ran over some stupid bitches car part. on my way home from Lake Don Pedro, some dumb broad dropped something from her car, and she was pulled over so she can come get it. But then I approached not knowing it was hers, so i straight ran my car onto that shit, and I looked in my rear view.... she was yelling shit at me, and I laughed my ass off

 

[Cheeze]

For those of you who know where Kricker Pass is (Pittsburg/Concord), me and my dad were flying down it at night. My dad was half asleep and hit a cow that was wandering in the road. Totaled the front end of the shitty Mitsubishi we were in and let's just say the cow was a fuckin mess. My dad saw the cow in just enough time to hit the brakes and prevent us from flipping out. Cops and some enviromental agency guy had to come out and write up a report. Insurance covered the damages though cause it was the farmers fault for allowing the cow to get out.

 

[4fifteenRolla]

lol ran over someone's cat that was runnin across the street.. lol it was like hittin a speed bump at 20mph lol i tried to look back 2 see what was left of it but either it was 2 flat for me to see or it managed to run off and i only ran over a foot or somethin....

another time i was on a bus outof the country and these birds were flyn hella low to the ground and they were flyin in the direction the bus was going but were flyn to slow and they splattered all on the grill of the bus

 

[Heitic]

....THINGS I LIKE RUNNING OVER......PILES OF LEAVES PEOPLE LAY OUT ON GARBAGE NIGHT. LOL

careful SHEA, my dude did that and it was a BIG ASS pile, so big in fact he did not realize there was a car parked on the other side of the pile

 

[Scottie Pimpin]

Damn, muh-fuckaz is sensitive up in here....

Sorry. I was in a pissy/sensitive mood that night.

Lookin at it now , its not so bad.

Carry on. :cheeky: