Try Castor Oil...it's supposed to help you take a shit. I also heard that if you put a few drops of Visine in someone's drink, it'll make them shit too. Somebody asked what's the longest you've ever gone without taking a shit. I went a whole week back in November 1997 without takin a shit. That's cuzz I just had my son. When I was delivering him, I shit like 4 times on the hospital table from pushing so hard!!! I kept tellin them I had to go, but they said no, that's the baby. So I shit on the table and said, does that look like the baby to you???
Yes, this definitely makes the classic post list, minus all the shit talkin replies.