I need advice pt. II

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lol.. coondogg is going to be murdered by a 42 year old man living in the back of a butcher shop.. He will probably skin him (after he rapes his dead body) and turn it into a new butcher's apron.
 
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cause i met this chick online and i talk to her everyday on the phone, aim and webcam so i know she real. But i mean its easy to fall for a chick like that cause it always seems perfect from a distance. Im actually flyin out to STL in jan to meet up with this chick but im using frequent flyer miles so i aint gotta spend any money to go see her. Basically shes like i want u to come out here so we can "be together", so shit its free and i know ima get some, so y not? The key is to not get attached like you did, just go wit the flow and chop it up wit her with out cupcaken too hard
that shit is beyond me...if you're just tryna get some pussy then why wouldn't you just go to the bars and pick up on some beez? use your frequent flyer miles for a miami vacation or something. or make her fly out here. it's hard to find a down ass female that's worth being with, but it's easy as fuck to find some random ass. i just don't get it mayne...
 
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that shit is beyond me...if you're just tryna get some pussy then why wouldn't you just go to the bars and pick up on some beez? use your frequent flyer miles for a miami vacation or something. or make her fly out here. it's hard to find a down ass female that's worth being with, but it's easy as fuck to find some random ass. i just don't get it mayne...
It's all about the mental shit. You talk to someone so long that you know exactly what they want and how to give it to em, and vice versa. It's a waste of time tho. Big waste of time. Cuz really? Who gives a fuck if a WORM gets off? Give em the 4 w's! Whip it out, Whip it in, Wipe it off, Walk away, cuz I'm bustin' one regardless. Don't let them Pull this shit:

(Angel) <- puts her head on your chest and nuzzles the "S"
(SuperManning) OMG I love You!!!!
(Angel) Good, Now I need rent money and a baby daddy.
(SuperManning) Ok, let me get my cape!

FUCK THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
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that shit is beyond me...if you're just tryna get some pussy then why wouldn't you just go to the bars and pick up on some beez? use your frequent flyer miles for a miami vacation or something. or make her fly out here. it's hard to find a down ass female that's worth being with, but it's easy as fuck to find some random ass. i just don't get it mayne...
nah shes a down ass chick but im realistic and i know im not gonna be wit her so ima just go out there for free and see wut happens. I mean i have these miles that expire so i was like fuck it i might as well just use umm on this. but yea theres no way in hell id spend $300 to fly out to see some random chick. But unlike super simp i know shes real cause i do the webcam shit wit her and use that skype shit to talk to her. Ive been talkin to this chick for over a year and shes really like a good female friend that just happens to be hella fine. I know it might seem weird to alot of yall but its all good, dont worry im not gonna marry this bitch or give her 1 red cent.
 
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It's all about the mental shit. You talk to someone so long that you know exactly what they want and how to give it to em, and vice versa. It's a waste of time tho. Big waste of time. Cuz really? Who gives a fuck if a WORM gets off? Give em the 4 w's! Whip it out, Whip it in, Wipe it off, Walk away, cuz I'm bustin' one regardless. Don't let them Pull this shit:

(Angel) <- puts her head on your chest and nuzzles the "S"
(SuperManning) OMG I love You!!!!
(Angel) Good, Now I need rent money and a baby daddy.
(SuperManning) Ok, let me get my cape!

FUCK THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
wow fool your twisted in the head cause thats exactly wut u were doin less than a year ago.....your crazy. I think you thought that you were gonna marry this bitch and live happily ever after be4 u even met her. You caught feelings to quick
 
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nah shes a down ass chick but im realistic and i know im not gonna be wit her so ima just go out there for free and see wut happens. I mean i have these miles that expire so i was like fuck it i might as well just use umm on this. but yea theres no way in hell id spend $300 to fly out to see some random chick. But unlike super simp i know shes real cause i do the webcam shit wit her and use that skype shit to talk to her. Ive been talkin to this chick for over a year and shes really like a good female friend that just happens to be hella fine. I know it might seem weird to alot of yall but its all good, dont worry im not gonna marry this bitch or give her 1 red cent.
jus be careful dogg. I've met some of the finest broads in this town online but they fuckin' either psycho or emo or wrist cutters or got diseases or something which brings them to the online so they can just fuck some random dude from far away that way all she has to do is change her myspace and phone # when you find out you got gonnaherpacyphilaidsofpimpleitus and move on to the next. They always tell you what you want or need to hear, just b careful mayne. That's all I'm saying, Not trying to flip the script on no one, just offering words of experience.
 
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It's all about the mental shit. You talk to someone so long that you know exactly what they want and how to give it to em, and vice versa. It's a waste of time tho. Big waste of time. Cuz really? Who gives a fuck if a WORM gets off? Give em the 4 w's! Whip it out, Whip it in, Wipe it off, Walk away, cuz I'm bustin' one regardless. Don't let them Pull this shit:

(Angel) <- puts her head on your chest and nuzzles the "S"
(SuperManning) OMG I love You!!!!
(Angel) Good, Now I need rent money and a baby daddy.
(SuperManning) Ok, let me get my cape!

FUCK THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i still don't believe that you're genuine on here...it's just not possible.

if you are being real, then you're honestly weird as fuck, i don't know how else to put that.

if you are doing this as a big joke to get attention, then you're honestly weird as fuck, i don't know how else to put that.
 
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nah shes a down ass chick but im realistic and i know im not gonna be wit her so ima just go out there for free and see wut happens. I mean i have these miles that expire so i was like fuck it i might as well just use umm on this. but yea theres no way in hell id spend $300 to fly out to see some random chick. But unlike super simp i know shes real cause i do the webcam shit wit her and use that skype shit to talk to her. Ive been talkin to this chick for over a year and shes really like a good female friend that just happens to be hella fine. I know it might seem weird to alot of yall but its all good, dont worry im not gonna marry this bitch or give her 1 red cent.
do what you do buddy, if that's what makes you happy, then more power to you...i'm just saying that it is beyond my comprehension. in my experience, "hella fine" females usually don't carry on webcam relationships halfway accross the country...why wouldn't they just fuck with a dude in their vicinity? unless you really do have some emotional connection, which would make you a little closer to "super simp" than you would probably like to admit lol. i'm really not worried one way or another, i'm just expressing my inability to understand these online relationships....
 
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i still don't believe that you're genuine on here...it's just not possible.

if you are being real, then you're honestly weird as fuck, i don't know how else to put that.

if you are doing this as a big joke to get attention, then you're honestly weird as fuck, i don't know how else to put that.
I was genuine as fuck and I'm being genuine now. It's over I made a mistake. I simped. So what. I'm over it.