Hahaha!
Lil Dan, you gotta step it up man. Instead of complaining about being small getting punked all the time and wishing you can do something. Go hit the fitness store, get yourself some weight gainer protein shakes, not just the regular protein shakes, because you need to build mass before you build muscle. Make sure to drink them 3 times a day. Hit the gym and get swoll.
Then you can come back to the siccness and change your name to Big Dan or Swoll Dan.