I just accidentally ate one of these

[drewski.kalonji]

 

[DVS ONE]

 

[drunkaholic707]

slap

 

[L.D.S.]

my dog ate one of them one morning....we buried him later on that afternoon

That's gotta be the most morbid and depressing shit I've read since the last time I accidentally wandered into the MIR board and saw Timm talking to SMCrazy about having to sleep with their dogs just to get laid. Fuckin' weirdo 90's babies.

 

[DVS ONE]

wont have that issue with this real jerky.....

 

[CHRISHOGGALYPSE]

Drink a Sprite and take a dump, my dad's suggestions for curing any stomach ache

 

[L.D.S.]

Why's everyone think that Sprite helps you with bubble guts? I've never drank Sprite and then thought "Well, now that gave me loads of displaced shit. I'll go get rid of it now."

 

[CHRISHOGGALYPSE]

Somehow it's always helped me. I think it makes your burp, instead of fart, which you don't want if you have diarrhea workin it's way to your anus. Otherwise, you'll have crap coming out like a semi-clogged paintball gun, and that sucks. That happens to me when I eat too much Cap'n Crunch

 

[Nuttkase]

I'm drunk again and still alive. So I guess it's not too bad to eat those by accident.

 

[STICK]

I'm drunk again and still alive. So I guess it's not too bad to eat those by accident.

Just don't eat it on purpose...cuz then you'll really be fucked.

 

[ELPOLLITO]

eat a couple more let us know

 

[Nuttkase]

 

[fillyacup]

rip all the beers that were killed during this incident

 

[nightstalka]

must... not... drink... beer...

 

[nightstalka]

fuck it *cracks open a cold one*

 

[nightstalka]

nutty blocc BANGIN

that is nuttkases fav track

 

[drewski.kalonji]

oh shit fillyaprops is back.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

while eating some beef jerky.

Am I going to die?

lol

 

[Nuttkase]

I didn't make it and this board is my own personal hell.

 

[Tha Skore]

somebody get messy marv on the phone