i got pulled over with 500 pounds of rufies the other day. and the lady cop was hella bangin' like she looked like an afghani mona lisa but with tig ol bits and her thong showin and shit and she was like i gotta take you to jail for all these date rape pills and i was like but im carl winslow...ima fuckin cop too you big dumb dumb biatch. then she was like oh whaaa? and she hopped up in my ride and called one of her homegirls who came and they both started stuffing their mouths with rufies all chewing them and shit and making out with each other with their mouths full of crushed up rufies. so i was like coo, guess im not going to jail and and called up waldo and edo to come help me take care of these beezies. but then they brought little richies punk ass, but i was like fuck it, let him lose his virginity already so we did our business. the beezies woke up like 2 days later and were like what happened and i was like yall pulled me over cause of my tail light and they was like aiight and gave me a fix it ticket. and i still kept the 300 pills that they didnt eat!!! townbidness!!