About 6 pages in I was getting so pissed off at this thread I was going to just stop. Very glad I didnt because this has been hilarious to read all the way through.
Jesus fuckin christ I dont even know what to say. There is no way in hell that anything about this story is true. I dont give a FUCK how drunk anyone gets, that doesnt make you type out the complete opposite statements that you wrote earlier. You go from kicking it, drinking and fucking to doing none of those things? Fuck outa here with all that. Whoever that bitch is, those have got to be top 5 nastiest lookin titties iv eeeeeever seen. I mean my god... Why she would ever even take a pic of them baffles the fuck out of me. Either way this has been classic and thank you Mystic for creating this thread you o'l lame, no pussy gettin, jerkin to phone operators, sausage nip lickin ass MUTHAFUCKA