I GOT THE JOB..... but i got a drug test question for ne1 who knows bout this shit

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Dec 21, 2006
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they only way they will watch u piss if it is for probation or for a military test...other than that you are all good... they will tell u to empty out your pockets and remove any outer garments... but if you have the whizzinator... your all good.... the only thing i would scared for you about is the fact that you ATE a weed cookie... they say that shit lingers around a lil longer....cranberry pills, cranberry juice, and lots of water is whut i recommend if you are gonna actually piss in that cup... but u cant go wrong with the whizzinator... ive used that shit twice (at a medical facility) and everythang went lav lav luvely..
 
Apr 23, 2006
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i know a couple people who had to go to a clinic to get tested

the good part about that is those people dont know you and will never see you again so if you have a clean sibling you can send them to take the test... worked for my sister and my cousin

or just sneak some synthetic urine... just make sure to keep it warm i suggest baggin it it another bag with warm water
 
Jul 25, 2007
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yea clinics dont watch you take a piss. I took 3 drug tests at a clinic before and all them told me to go into the bathroom, close the door and fill the cup halfway.

I used someone elses clean piss all the time and put it in a plastic bag, taped it up real good so that didnt leak or pop on me because I taped it to my thigh. Wore pajama pants under some sweats to keep it warm. Brought a thumb tack to pop a small hole because while im filling the cup, my dick is actually out to actually take a real piss to make it seem like I filled it up then just pissin out the rest.

sometimes they will leave the door slightly open to make sure your really taking a leak so you gotta let them hear the rest of the piss hittin the toilet bowl.

worked for me all the time. I actually did it once while loaded for a retail job I didnt really give a fuck about. Just wanted to see if it would work. haha
 

BOLO

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look guys....ive been through this numerous times...so have all my friends...and there is one product that we all go to for quick results....NATURALLY KLEAN...last time i smoked three chops the night before my drug test. woke up the next morning, took the naturally klean, and bam, got hired a few days later. u can cop it at rainbow grocery in frisco. 20 bucks, never fails thus far!!!
 

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Ok im thinkin now gettin clean urine n sumhow strapin it in w my boxers then I have mre {meals ready to eat} heaters from the army. Takin both goin there get in the bathroom n heatin up the pee bottle inside it jus warm enough n pour the pee inside the urine cup. Free to me that way, think it'd work? Main factor is that they don't go in the bathroom w me
 

drewski.kalonji

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i wouldn't trip konaov, doesn't seem like you could have much, if any thc in your cells. personally i'd just constantly work out and pop a lot of niacin.
if the job is really a make or break your life for the positive i'd maybe spend the scrill to get a drink @ the smoke shop and follow the directions exact. drink a fair amount of water to dialute your pee but not too much.
 
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Fuck anything that you have to drink that's supposed to clean out your system. I wouldn't trust it. Use the whizzinator or something like it. Its supposed to keep the piss at the right temperature. Some places test for fake urine so I'd find someone with clean piss and fill the whizzinator with that instead of the powder synthetic urine that comes with it. Hella years ago I failed a hair test for a job and I even used this special shampoo that I got from the smoke shop. Hair testing costs hella bank so most places don't wanna pay for it but if they do then your pretty much stuck. Good luck let us know how it goes.
 

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Fuck anything that you have to drink that's supposed to clean out your system. I wouldn't trust it. Use the whizzinator or something like it. Its supposed to keep the piss at the right temperature. Some places test for fake urine so I'd find someone with clean piss and fill the whizzinator with that instead of the powder synthetic urine that comes with it. Hella years ago I failed a hair test for a job and I even used this special shampoo that I got from the smoke shop. Hair testing costs hella bank so most places don't wanna pay for it but if they do then your pretty much stuck. Good luck let us know how it goes.
my boy bought some drink that's supposed ot clean out your system and he failed... I don't trust that shit
 
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i has to drive bout 30mins to do my test....i bought some hand warmers (rite aid in the camping section only .99)and wrapped them around the bottle and kept it between my legs then when i got close i checked the temp. i went into carls jr and used the hand dyers in the bathroom to warm it up more... it worked!
 

GHP

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i'd drink a bunch of water and sweat it out at the lab having to piss hella bad in the waiting room
 
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DO YOU NOT WATCH MANSWERS???

ANYWAYS DUDES SAID U CAN TAKE AN ASPRIN AN HR OR 30 MIN B4 A DRUG TET AN U SHOULD B GOOD??

OR USE THAT FAKE PENIS WOTH SOMEONE ELSES PEE, WHICH THEY DISCUSSED ON MANSWERS ASWELL
 
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Note to self, do not eat weed cookies when I know I got an interview and then a piss test.

Lmfao man I wish you good luck but sometimes you have to fight that urge to get that J.O.B.