"I get off thinking about you Mars"

[limejester12]

*ahem* Maybe not you....

hahahha

 

[limejester12]

Ok...yeah...I'd fuck lime...hes my boo<3

but you're a man whore mars

I still love you tho punk<3

so am i tho,, a man whore

 

[DFDoom]

Red flag.

 

[MACdaddy420]

Agreed. BIG red flag....good thing I saw this now.

ANYWAYS

 

[DFDoom]

You're dating me now anyway.

 

[MACdaddy420]

Officially? YAY!

wait..i've never done the girl thing before...im very nervous

 

[DFDoom]

Don't worry baby... jus' lay back.

lol.

Naw I don't fuck with girls like that, but we're still on for our date.

 

[MACdaddy420]

PHEW!

Ok =) good!

*Start of Emo moment*

Guys fucking SUCK giant balls dipped in cheese sauce

*End of Emo moment*

I went to the mall today....I saw the CUTEST hello kitty shirt for you my dear<3

 

[DFDoom]

I wanna move to Japan so I can live as a Hello Kitty character.

Who's with me?!

 

[MACdaddy420]

I'm down, but I wanna be one of those harajuku girls that Gwen Stafani always keeps tucked in her belt

 

[DFDoom]

Same.

Lets do this.
I'll build a raft and we'll sail the seas over to Japan.

 

[MACdaddy420]

oops. Never mind. I'm afraid of the Ocean.

 

[DFDoom]

I have perfectly good flotation devices that you can hold on to. :cheeky:

 

[TaxMan]

We'll see how good those floaties work when Oceanic White Tips come at ya.

 

[MACdaddy420]

Well...maybe I'll think about it...but if sharks are involved, I'll have a fuckin heart attack

 

[EastBayDen]

If you get off thinking about someone why would you not fornicate on them

 

[MACdaddy420]

nobody thinks of anbody while getting off....DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!

 

[DFDoom]

I think of stuff non Mad Insanity related.

 

[Mars]

Mars.


for the record, I do NOT get off thinking of you.



just had to throw that out there, amigo.

the end.

I appreciate it Shea. I however, do get off thinking about myself though.

Oh Shea, I got a question for you... Maybe you too Claire. I asked somebody who was going to the store to grab me some A&D ointment and they brang back Gold Bond. Is it safe to put that on my tattoo?

 

[DFDoom]

Anything petroleum based tends to make me scab up really badly.

Do as Shea says. He's got the right idea.