listen snake hips, the mexican nugget is a way of life, there is no half assing it, it is either all the way or you end up eating dong. here at the first temple of the mexican nugget we give praise to the mexican nugget in hopes that it will return one day to grace us. the mexican nugget fell from jesus's bag of taco time when he was on the cross, and after his food was all gone all he could do was see that last known nugget and allhe did was wish he could taste one last nugget, and then he rose from the dead in search of this nugget only to find out that it was stolen and sold back to the mexicans and he went to all the mexicans and said that he will only forgive them if they start mass producing mexican nuggets and he has an eternity supply for free. so come on down to the ministry, we have all the mexican nuggets you will ever need. we will provide you with a navy blue out fit and some fred myer brand g-nike's and we will make sure the kool-aid is mixed just right!