i dunno, i wouldnt even entertain a conversation sitting on a toilet. that shit would have ended (both literally and figuratively) right there with 'hi how are you' with an answer like "WHAT THE FUCK FAGGOT?"
i dunno about yall, but in public bathrooms you aint even allowed to talk to me. you want to speak to me you meet me outside of the bathroom. unless its a homie and im drunk pissing at the moment, but in any other situation, no talking in the bathroom
i hate when i use a bathroom in a random spot in the middle of california and the person there wants to make sure youre not writing grafitti in the bathroom so they come in there with the clean up tools while youre in there on some 'oh just happen to be doing my daily clean up at the same time the black dude walks into the bathroom in the middle of nowhere at a gas station!' like let me take my piss stupid fuck, dont follow me into shit. makes me feel like i gotta kill a possible rapist.