i caught ny lil brother butt naked on the floor humping a can of wet dog food..wtf?

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yup microwave a whole honey dew melon for 1 min and a half, after of course you mold your hole..and maaaaaaaan its lllllllllllllllllllllllove.

put it back in the fridge and offer it up to your friends when they come over...
 

Nuttkase

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415Legend said:
you should have caught his attention, say something like "hey fucker! what the fuck are we gonna feed the dog now?" "your so fuckin selfish..."
that would stop him in his tracks

Oh damn! That had me rolling.

But for real...your family has some major issues UGT.

Nuttkace
 
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hahah that's pretty sick (in a gross way)....like the quote...should have caught his attention though...embarrass the shit out of him....but what happened? you tell him that you knew??
 
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Oh Coy!Ocerto said:
U aint never lied Musty...
after bein on here and readin all his little bullshit, you just get to be able to seperate real from bullshit....anyone else would told the whole fuckin story..cause it'd be too funny to hold in....

you would think with all the meth dude smokes he would type a 6 page re enactment of the events....

anyways.those that believe it fell for it...but ta story like that woulda gotten more then a one liner from ANYONE