I barbequed a steak that looks like Africa...

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JAPE

Sicc OG
Apr 29, 2006
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ah they both suck, the latter is delicious though, not so much monte's stretch marked, broken baked lays potato chip tattoed back
I just noticed that montes back actually looks like a marbleized steak with all them stretch marks.
 
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its too bad he didn't have that steak in his freezer before he got tatted up, maybe then it would've turned out looking like Africa. Or Texas. Or whatever the fuck else he wanted.


Bottom line is outlining the steak would've been a better idea than whatever the hell it was he was trying to get done.