how to start conversations with strangers?

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Jun 27, 2002
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i wouldnt mention your repeated rooster rapings and bird fondling charges.....might wanna leave out your love of feathers and stop dressing up in that chicken suit.....
 
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Just talk really loud about anything that passes by in your head. It's a way to feign conversation. And if they don't reciprocate or if they start to move away from you, that's just because your charisma is much too powerful for their weak little personalities. Say things like, " MAN I SURE LOVE CLOUDS." and make sure that you maintain a creepy eye contact with at least one member of the group at all times. Stare at them even if you're not talking, or if you're just eating your lunch. That's how good relationships are built. Randomly ask such questions as, " HOW IS YOUR FAMILY?" and the second they start to answer just cut them off with, " THAT'S GREAT." as you nod very enthusiastically. Trust me, this works.
 
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mustynutz said:
this could get some people in trouble.....some people shouldnt speak their minds....trust me on this
I actually knew a boy in high school who had this problem. He'd be doing something, and then look at you while saying something totally out of nowhere that just popped into his head. He was a.. gifted young boy. Turned to me during lunch one day as we were in line and just said, " I don't really taste a difference between diet pepsi and regular pepsi. But if it's what you kids are drinking these days, I'll just take a sprite." Then he turned around and didn't speak again even after I was like, " What?"

I want to be like him, but say totally unexpected things when it's not appropriate. Unfortunately, I just can't bring myself to do it.
 

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CannibalCrow said:
I actually knew a boy in high school who had this problem. He'd be doing something, and then look at you while saying something totally out of nowhere that just popped into his head. He was a.. gifted young boy. Turned to me during lunch one day as we were in line and just said, " I don't really taste a difference between diet pepsi and regular pepsi. But if it's what you kids are drinking these days, I'll just take a sprite." Then he turned around and didn't speak again even after I was like, " What?"

I want to be like him, but say totally unexpected things when it's not appropriate. Unfortunately, I just can't bring myself to do it.
we had a kid just like that in my high school except he would say some borderline shit. dude was funny as hell though...he'd say crazy ass shit to retarded people. we'd always got a kick out of that...
 
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cbrennan04 said:
Started at this jvs school program. most of the people in my lunch period is not from my highschool. i don't know anybody at this table. this chick told me to sit at her table. so i am sitting there with like 6 other chicks and a couple of dudes at this table.

the last 2 days ive been speechless. i don't know what to say. how do you start a converstation with a bunch of people that you can't relate with? I don't know anyone of these people :(

all i can say is what school you from and whats your name.... got any suggestions??? :confused:
sound like...u about 4-5 grades to high..

cuase only kids ask these questions..
and i aint talkin bout 16-18 yr olds..
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grow up ..
grab ur nuts...and let em know..
who ur are..

5000
 
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^it's a jvs program dip shit. 13 different highschools participate. 1100 students. Juniors and Seniors.

only 20 students are from my highschool.

It makes sense to ask what school they are from and what there name is
 
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START TALKIN BAOUT SUMTHIN EVERY body would know about... liek say a celebrity died recently talk about that... sum shit on t.v. ask "what do y'all do for fun?" make up a situation about a bad relationshiop and ask advice tehre's a million

THAT'S WHY "THEY CALL ME MR. MAC"
 
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carlos said:
if u see a group of people just go up to them and if they ask your name tellem ur name and dont think nothin just talk....
MAN,...HAHAHAH,...SEE THIS IS WHY 98% OF THE SICCNESS LAFFS AT THIS GUY CAUSE HE DONT THINK AND TYPE AT THE SAME TIME,.....BAD MOVE
 
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CannibalCrow said:
Just start complaining about something
BAD MOVE RIGHT THERE,.....

NEG CONVO WILL MAKE YOU SOUND UNHAPPY WITH LIFE,...WHO WANTS TO BE AROUND SOMEONE THAT HATES THEY LIFE,....NOT AT YOU CROW BUT JUST A GP LAW OF MINE


WHEN TALKING WITH A GROUP OF STRANGERS HAVE A POSITIVE OUT LOOK
NOW YA'LL IN HIGH SCHOOL,.....TALK ABOUT TOPICS THAT YOU HAVE SOME GAME ON,...
SPORTS, THE HURRACAINE AND HOW THE CITY IS COMING BACK TOGETHER
WHAT'S ON VH1,MTV,BET, BROVO (YEAH THE ONE FOR BROTHAS IN DA HOOD THAT LIKE BOBBY BROWN)ANY CHANEL ON CABLE,...

HELL WHAT CABLE CHANELS THAT THEY LIKE
OR ASK IF ANYONE HAS HEARD ANY GOOD JOKES LATLY (ONE OF MY FAV) IF YOU WANT TO,...LEARN ABOUT ASTROLOGY AND ASK EVERYONE IF YOU CAN READ THERE SIGN (HAVE A NEWS PAPPER OR LOG ON TO A SITE),....ASK ABOUT VIDEO GAMES THEY LIKE,....
THESE KIDS ARE PROBLY ROCKERS OR PREPS SO WHAT EVER YOU DO,...DONT TALK ABOUT THE SICCNESS,.....YOU COULD FUCK UP THEY HEAD
 
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I HAVE NOT SAID ANYTHING IN THE LAST HOUR,.....AND WHEN I DID IT WAS NOT ABOUT YOU,...

BUT COM ON,....
"if u see a group of people just go up to them and if they ask your name tellem ur name "

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IF???
DUDE DO YOU KNOW WHAT KINDA PEOPLE HE WALKING UP ON,....I SEEN FOOLS GET COWBOY STLYED FOR JUST WALKING UP ON FOLKS AND ACTING LIKE THEY KNOW THEM

AND IF THAY ARE PASSIVE THEY ARE GONNA SAY,..."WHY IS THIS WEIRD BLACK GUY JUST STANDING NEXT TO ME,...JUST LOOKING AT ME....IS HE GONNA ASK ME FOR MY PURSE AND/OR WALLET"
AND BY THE SOUND OF IT THEY MAY BE A LOT OF WHITE PEOPLE
AND cB IS BLACK,...THAT CAN GIVE THE WRONG "INPRESSION OF A BROVA"
SO WHAT'S WITH THE ROOVER COMANDS?

YODEELLLLLLLLL


TRUST THIS ....UUUUM ,....cB,....I AM A PEOPLE PERSON,....I OFFEN TALK TO PEOPLE FOR LIKE A GOOD 12 MINS TO 15MINS JUST TALKING ABOUT A SUBJECT OR A FEW BEFORE I EVEN INTRODUCE MYSELF,....THEY WALK AWAY FEELING LIKE WE GREW UP TOGETHER,....I HAVE THAT ABOUT ME ON PEOPLE,...
OFFEN TIMES FOLKS TELL ME I'M REALLY EZ TO GET ALONG WITH
SO TAKE MY ADVICE AND THINK OF QUESTIONS THAT YOU GRASP OF WHAT OTHERS ARE TALKING ABOUT,....REMEMBER THE BEST CONVERCATERS ARE LISTENERS,.... ALSO YOUR BODY LINGO SAYS A LOT,...STAREING AT TITTS AND LOOKING FOR PANITE LINES CAN
THROW MOST GIRLS OFF....AND GUYS REALLY DONT LIKE THAT,....
LOOK FOR THE UNDERSTANDING OF WHAT EVERY ONE LIKES AND DISLIKES,....

AND THEN LOOK FOR THE COMMON DENOMITATER,....CAN YOU DIG IT, MY PIGLET????