I work for E&J Gallo Winery and get it at cost at there wine shop which aint open to the public. Also can get a 24 case of Bartles & Jaymes wine cooler for $11. Now thats cheap. I dont remember what Carlos Rossi costs, but I know its cheap.
you dont drink it u just keep it sitting on the kitchen table in case e40 ever comes to your house and he'll say some weird slang shit that nobody even understands the meaning of and then get drunk and puke a purple stain on your brand new carpet. then you will own a piece of bay area history