How often do yall get at females?

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mrtonguetwista

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I JUST GOT A TEXT ON SATURDAY FROM A HOMEGIRL(PUERTO RICAN/MEXICAN WITH HUGE BREAST'S AND NICE BODY, THICK WITH BAD ASS GREEN EYES.) OF MINE I BEEN COOL WITH FOR ALONG TIME. AND SHE TOLD ME SHE HAD THE CRAZIEST DREAM THAT ME AND HER HAD FUCKED FOR HOURS. I JUST CRACKED SOME JOKES AND BEFORE THE CONVO WAS ABOUT TO BE WRAPPED, I ASKED HER IF SHE GOT WET. MAN THAT OPENED THE DOOR TO A WHOLE OTHER DIMENSION. I SEEN HER AT A LIL KIDS B-DAY PARTY THIS WEEK WITH HER MAN. AND WE GOT AN APPOINTMENT FOR THIS WEEK. LOL. SHE EVEN HIT ME UP THIS MORNING TALKING BOUT SHE HAD ANOTHER DREAM OF ME AFTER SEEIN ME THIS WEEKEND.
I'M THE FREDDY KRUGER OF WET DREAMS!!!
Stephen Spielberg just called...

 
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I JUST GOT A TEXT ON SATURDAY FROM A HOMEGIRL(PUERTO RICAN/MEXICAN WITH HUGE BREAST'S AND NICE BODY, THICK WITH BAD ASS GREEN EYES.) OF MINE I BEEN COOL WITH FOR ALONG TIME. AND SHE TOLD ME SHE HAD THE CRAZIEST DREAM THAT ME AND HER HAD FUCKED FOR HOURS. I JUST CRACKED SOME JOKES AND BEFORE THE CONVO WAS ABOUT TO BE WRAPPED, I ASKED HER IF SHE GOT WET. MAN THAT OPENED THE DOOR TO A WHOLE OTHER DIMENSION. I SEEN HER AT A LIL KIDS B-DAY PARTY THIS WEEK WITH HER MAN. AND WE GOT AN APPOINTMENT FOR THIS WEEK. LOL. SHE EVEN HIT ME UP THIS MORNING TALKING BOUT SHE HAD ANOTHER DREAM OF ME AFTER SEEIN ME THIS WEEKEND.
I'M THE FREDDY KRUGER OF WET DREAMS!!!
fuck oranges
 
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I JUST GOT A TEXT ON SATURDAY FROM A HOMEGIRL(PUERTO RICAN/MEXICAN WITH HUGE BREAST'S AND NICE BODY, THICK WITH BAD ASS GREEN EYES.) OF MINE I BEEN COOL WITH FOR ALONG TIME. AND SHE TOLD ME SHE HAD THE CRAZIEST DREAM THAT ME AND HER HAD FUCKED FOR HOURS. I JUST CRACKED SOME JOKES AND BEFORE THE CONVO WAS ABOUT TO BE WRAPPED, I ASKED HER IF SHE GOT WET. MAN THAT OPENED THE DOOR TO A WHOLE OTHER DIMENSION. I SEEN HER AT A LIL KIDS B-DAY PARTY THIS WEEK WITH HER MAN. AND WE GOT AN APPOINTMENT FOR THIS WEEK. LOL. SHE EVEN HIT ME UP THIS MORNING TALKING BOUT SHE HAD ANOTHER DREAM OF ME AFTER SEEIN ME THIS WEEKEND.
I'M THE FREDDY KRUGER OF WET DREAMS!!!
Capitalized.
 

WXS STOMP3R

SENIOR GANG MEMBER
Feb 27, 2006
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THATS WHAT SHE SAID HOMEBOY...SHE GOT CURIOUS ABOUT THAT ORANGE JUICE AND THE BENEFITS OF VITAMIN C.




Stephen Spielberg just called...


I GOT MY PUBLICIST ON THE PHONE WITH HIM ALREADY!!!



THIS THE FIRST CHICK I NETTED LIKE THIS. DONT TELL ME YOU FUCKERS AINT EVER HAD IT FALL IN YOUR LAP WITHOUT TRYING???
 

JAPE

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I dont just make it a point to go hollar at bitches.. ive seen it happen to many times you walk up try and say your shit. bitch already wasnt feelin you when you were starin. you try and say somethin and get turned down. ill wait till they hella look and i watch and i watch and if they turn around the one last time before they turn the corner im on it. either that or i just meet bitches through friends and then all the homies get at em tryna get it and im just sittin back. eventually she sees me just chillin smokin a blunt and walks up and talks about how everyones all over her.. BOOYA.. atleast thats how it usually happens
 

I AM

Some Random Asshole
Apr 25, 2002
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my boy said it best.....

"YOU'LL ALWAYS LOSE MONEY CHASIN WOMEN...BUT YOU'LL NEVER LOSE WOMEN CHASIN MONEY."

never is extreme...but yall get the point.
 
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Bitches in clubs are kinda bogus out here. Hella broads be lookin for a meal ticket so a majority of them be aimin for guys in the military. But when I do holla, it mainly be at women in their late 30s. Wit them u don't have to really say much. Just make them laugh and a few compliments will get u a bomb ass home cooked meal followed by some Triple H(HOT HEKTED HEAD). What's funny is I was this woman like 43 and we was chillin. I asked her do she chief but I was playin. She pulled out a secret stash wit a half of blunt and a cute lil chalis. She told me don't say nothin to her daughter about it cause she don't know she smoke lol! Her daughter is 23 and is married to the homie so I was mashin his stepmoms. He hooked it up but his wife don't know I mashed. Yeeeeeeee!
 

JAPE

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i love me an older bitch. im 20 years old.. and i would love me a female like 40.. no joke. people always ask me why.. i just dont know
 

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Some Random Asshole
Apr 25, 2002
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i love me an older bitch. im 20 years old.. and i would love me a female like 40.. no joke. people always ask me why.. i just dont know
it's probably casue they ain't as crazy by then...

i'm 25...and i wouldn't hesitate to talk to a female who was 35 or so...although i don't just randomly walk up to females and try to spit game....that's how you meet BITCHES....i don't wanna meet ANYMORE bitches....i'd like to meet a WOMAN. not some dumb ass flakey cum box skank.
 

I AM

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Bitches in clubs are kinda bogus out here. Hella broads be lookin for a meal ticket so a majority of them be aimin for guys in the military. But when I do holla, it mainly be at women in their late 30s. Wit them u don't have to really say much. Just make them laugh and a few compliments will get u a bomb ass home cooked meal followed by some Triple H(HOT HEKTED HEAD). What's funny is I was this woman like 43 and we was chillin. I asked her do she chief but I was playin. She pulled out a secret stash wit a half of blunt and a cute lil chalis. She told me don't say nothin to her daughter about it cause she don't know she smoke lol! Her daughter is 23 and is married to the homie so I was mashin his stepmoms. He hooked it up but his wife don't know I mashed. Yeeeeeeee!
I couldn't agree more....at least as far as goin to clubs...i haven't fucked with anyone more than like 2 years older than me....

Bitches that go to clubs (i use the term bitches loosely) are mainly lookin to have some fool buy them drinks and maybe get some of their $$....you ain't gonna meet your wife at a bar or club....i mean, you could, there's an exception to every rule....but for me, that's the last place i'd go to find a someone....a bar or club is where you go to spit game....but if you're tryin to actually meet someone who's real, you don't wanna have to spit game...cause it means the female is easily manipulated....i'm not down with that.