How many times have you cheated death?
- Thread starter HERESY
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Well, I was with a few comrades and we're at a pay phone. A couple of people were speaking in Russian near us and kept looking at us and it seemed obvious they were saying shit about us (but who knows, right?). Anyways, one of my friends approached them and one thing led to another and we were about to throw down. Next thing you know another Russian pulled up in a car, got out, walked to the trunk, pulled out a strap, aimed and let loose. He must have had bad aim (or maybe he missed on purpose) because no one got shot as we jumped in my car and sped off.
Either they were simply some russian "thugs" or russian mafia (which there are a lot of in the Seattle area).
Either they were simply some russian "thugs" or russian mafia (which there are a lot of in the Seattle area).
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TESTING THE BALLS ON MY NEW CAR BACK IN 2000 .
MY BOY WAS LIKE LETS SEE HOW LONG IT TAKES TO DO 100
WE WERE ON A RESIDENTIal street BEHIND THE CAPITAL AUTOMALL IN SAN JO . IT WAS DEAD AND HELLA CONSTRUCTION SO IT WAS ABOUT 2 BLOCKS . ANY WAYY IM GOING FASTER AND FASTER THEN IT GOES PITCH BLACK AND I CANT SEE INFRONT OF ME JUST HEADLIGHTS AND BLACK SO MY LIGHTS HIT A PUDDLE I SLAMTHE BREAKS MY CAR SKIDS FOR ABOUT TEN YARDS SLIDING TO A STOP JUST 5 FEET FROM THE CREEK .WICH WAS QUITE A WAY DOWN30 FT AND WIDE . SO AFTER THAT I NEVER ATTEMPTED TO GO THAT FAST FOR NO REASON. CUZZ IF I DIDNT SEE THAT PUDDLE I WOULD KEPT GUNNING IT.
MY BOY WAS LIKE LETS SEE HOW LONG IT TAKES TO DO 100
WE WERE ON A RESIDENTIal street BEHIND THE CAPITAL AUTOMALL IN SAN JO . IT WAS DEAD AND HELLA CONSTRUCTION SO IT WAS ABOUT 2 BLOCKS . ANY WAYY IM GOING FASTER AND FASTER THEN IT GOES PITCH BLACK AND I CANT SEE INFRONT OF ME JUST HEADLIGHTS AND BLACK SO MY LIGHTS HIT A PUDDLE I SLAMTHE BREAKS MY CAR SKIDS FOR ABOUT TEN YARDS SLIDING TO A STOP JUST 5 FEET FROM THE CREEK .WICH WAS QUITE A WAY DOWN30 FT AND WIDE . SO AFTER THAT I NEVER ATTEMPTED TO GO THAT FAST FOR NO REASON. CUZZ IF I DIDNT SEE THAT PUDDLE I WOULD KEPT GUNNING IT.
89 earthquake when i was little living in the bay, i kicked this bottle my sister left then it was a coincidence because right when i did that the house started shaking like a mothafucka, everyone in my family was outside but me and shit was still shaking, im glad the house didnt cave in on me. I also been shot at a few times but nothing i would want to talk about on here.
was partying at a friends appartment in spokane valley. had a shit load to drink that night. then 6am came upon us and we went to get some 40's. i pretty much blacked out after my third 40. last thing i remember was me and the dude were talking about cologne for some reason. next thing i know i came to in a hospitol with restraints on in the bed with a neck brace on screaming bloody murder. i guess i fell from the three-story high belcony and landed on my left shulder and broke it. the docs said if i landed a lil more to my left, i would have either been dead. either that or perminitly parolized from the neck down. but none of that happened obviously. and im greatful for that. that happened i think in 2003 or 2004 i cant remember and to this day i don't even know how i fell off and i dont want to know either.
Driving in my bucket of a ford tempo on a rainy day, and out of no where comes a beemer hydroplaning from the opposite side of traffic, just fucking flying towards me...it was like everything was slow motion, except the bmw. It hit me in the left front quarter panel, and sent me spinning onto the side walk...I just sat there for a couple minutes, and then two guys came over and dragged me out the window, and one of them said, "We honestly thought you were going to be dead." They told me my car was spinning in the air, all four tires off the ground. Another time my friend was driving, I was sitting shotgun, and he spun out on 280. We were lucky as fuck to have a break in traffic right behind us, as we spun I saw the cars behind us, and was sure we were going to get smashed on. WEAR YOUR SEATBELT ! If I didn't I probably would have been ejected both times.
I dared death to come to try ang get me like a boy rattling the lion's cage at the zoo with a stick.
Proud of claiming responsibility for the death of another man knowing I was going to be respected in the depths of hell like an savage walking holding his head high behind the walls in the yard of San Quentin....then it came....I flinched as it was not as beautiful as it seems....the precense of the minion who comes to collect souls is one that Mother Teresa would never have been able to confront without a heart attack if she were still alive, and The Pope would soil his white linen upon encountering such higherarchy of evil.
Ashamed of flinching at first sight, I asked for a second chance.
the price for a second chance is high though.
Success thought,
I looked at it in the eyes once more, the magnitude of my fury is what kept me alive as it allowed me to be baptized for the occasion with my own blood in a marathon of bloodshed spawned by hatred. I survived holding on to my pride until today. By now I wished that I would have been more prepared, the road to salvation is now the most difficult task in my life as I remain trapped not knowing what to live or die for.
Proud of claiming responsibility for the death of another man knowing I was going to be respected in the depths of hell like an savage walking holding his head high behind the walls in the yard of San Quentin....then it came....I flinched as it was not as beautiful as it seems....the precense of the minion who comes to collect souls is one that Mother Teresa would never have been able to confront without a heart attack if she were still alive, and The Pope would soil his white linen upon encountering such higherarchy of evil.
Ashamed of flinching at first sight, I asked for a second chance.
the price for a second chance is high though.
Success thought,
I looked at it in the eyes once more, the magnitude of my fury is what kept me alive as it allowed me to be baptized for the occasion with my own blood in a marathon of bloodshed spawned by hatred. I survived holding on to my pride until today. By now I wished that I would have been more prepared, the road to salvation is now the most difficult task in my life as I remain trapped not knowing what to live or die for.
me and a few other people were leaving a party and there was some russian guy standing on the curb...i guess one of us bumped into him on the way out or something cuz he was yelling but i couldnt undertsnad him...he pulled out a gun and i was in the back behind the front passenger and the gun was probably 5 feet away from my face...his friend wrapped him up and the gun went off in some other direction...
lots of things ill be back in this thread later
