How Many Beers Does It Take You To Get Drunk?

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How Many Beers Does It Take For You To Get Drunk

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montroller510

montroller510

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#81
Apr 23, 2006
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^^^^^ How many grams do you guys think you could go through in one night by yourself?
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i know 28 for sure because i have out of my bong
but if i was smokin titans then there is no limit i could smoke weed until i run out
i figured it out if i keep smokin then i dont get tired or burnt out
but about 45 minutes after i stop smokin i feel tired
 
MEXCOM

MEXCOM

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#83
Feb 9, 2003
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I know for a fact that Panamanians are the weakest drinkers in the Latin American catalog. So I'd invite Kayvee over, plug in my lava lamp, bring out the shag rug, turn on the prince, pour out the Henessy and when she was drunk and therefore much more willing to part with her clothing I'd pretend I was drunk too.

I'd slip off her shirt and laugh it off while she giggled. I'd use the shocker on her latin vagine and when she fought it off I'd just talk in a very slurred tone and tell her "Baby...baby, I'm drunk and I know you're going to like this." and she'd eventually fall for my seductiveness. I'm basically Jackie Chan only Mexican and a lover not a fighter. Call me "The Legend of the Drunken Love Making Master."
 
DFresh77

DFresh77

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#85
Dec 4, 2006
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MEXCOM said:
I know for a fact that Panamanians are the weakest drinkers in the Latin American catalog. So I'd invite Kayvee over, plug in my lava lamp, bring out the shag rug, turn on the prince, pour out the Henessy and when she was drunk and therefore much more willing to part with her clothing I'd pretend I was drunk too.

I'd slip off her shirt and laugh it off while she giggled. I'd use the shocker on her latin vagine and when she fought it off I'd just talk in a very slurred tone and tell her "Baby...baby, I'm drunk and I know you're going to like this." and she'd eventually fall for my seductiveness. I'm basically Jackie Chan only Mexican and a lover not a fighter. Call me "The Legend of the Drunken Love Making Master."
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HA HA HA.... I might try that myself on her!

KAYVEE...HERE I COME! lolllllll
 
MEXCOM

MEXCOM

Sicc OG
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Feb 9, 2003
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kayvee said:
oh hell nooooooooooo

i am NOT PANAMANIAN you fuckin peruvian.

~k.
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You know that in person you'd be playfully hitting me every time I called you "X" Latin American nationality. And the closer you got the better you'd be able to pick up my cologne. And you know that after a few playful hits I'd grab your arms bring you into my chest and the seduction would begin. I'm not even playing. Let's make the first official Siccness bebe.

Girls like Kayvee <3 Assholes like MEXCOM
 
ayo4yayo

ayo4yayo

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#90
Jul 25, 2007
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Go to Sea Food City that filipino supermarket. They have a filipino beer called Red Horse. Its beer mixed with gin but u cant even taste the gin. 2 bottles got me buzzed and im a alcoholic. 4 bottles will fuck you up. I remember doin a 2 day test on my days off. I drank a six pack of MGD's one day. The next day I drank 2 Red Horses and felt the same as I did when I killed the MGD's. Try it. I heard that they can also be found at certain Bevmo's.

Shit any 3 beers in a beer bong hit will fuck you up.

go to www.redhorsebeer.com
 
MEXCOM

MEXCOM

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Feb 9, 2003
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She called me peruvian cause i said her titi's look like caca. (lake titicaca for you dont knows) but you know she loves me.
 
kayvee

kayvee

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Nov 20, 2005
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MEXCOM said:
You know that in person you'd be playfully hitting me every time I called you "X" Latin American nationality. And the closer you got the better you'd be able to pick up my cologne. And you know that after a few playful hits I'd grab your arms bring you into my chest and the seduction would begin. I'm not even playing. Let's make the first official Siccness bebe.

Girls like Kayvee <3 Assholes like MEXCOM
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i will backhand you.

~k.
 
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