How Can You Tell When You Are Too Drunk To Drive......

[Ironic Commando]

last time i was too drunk to drive...i didnt realize it till the next mooring when i was at home and my car was parked in the driveway

 

[FDS]

When the smell of the dead hookers doesn't bother you any more.

Lmao i laughed hella hard when i read this.

 

[D-Rose]

When the driver's seat is really the toilet, and the gas pedal is really the thing u step on to lift up the trash can. Oh yea, and u don't even know how u got on the toilet and you realize u don't even know how you're alive.

Not that it happened to me or anything.

 

[Jae iLL]

when u wake up the next morning to find that ur bumper and fender is all fucked up and there's white paint everywhere.. and when you ask ur homie wtf happened he tells you about this crazy shit u pulled on the highway trynna get to whattaburger but the median stopped you and forced you into a big ass fucking u turn in the grass and through a ramp to get to the other side of the highway... and u dont even remember none of this shit.. damn that was a crazy night.