it can actually be kinda hard to tell when you've crossed the point of no return. i think if you have to even think about it don't drive. a better idea would be to not drive after drinking at all.
it can actually be kinda hard to tell when you've crossed the point of no return. i think if you have to even think about it don't drive. a better idea would be to not drive after drinking at all.
its hard work comming up with new jokes and most of the good new ones you hear are just updated variations of old jokes
also i think that joke would work better if your driving high cause if your drunk behind the wheel you tend to drive into trees or telephone poles like its the thing to do
.......when you get into an argument with the Jack In The Box lady because she won't give you a big mac meal with supersize fries and you keep yelling "I'm supposed to have it my way bitch!!!!"
I know this threads a joke but after getting one DUI I'll sit in a bar for 2 hours drinking water after one drink if i know i have to drive myself home, nothing is worth the bullshit especially in Arizona