How Can You Tell When You Are Too Drunk To Drive......

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How Can You Tell When You Are Too Drunk To Drive?............

When You Swerve To Miss A Tree And Realize That It Was Your Airfreshner.
 
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it can actually be kinda hard to tell when you've crossed the point of no return. i think if you have to even think about it don't drive. a better idea would be to not drive after drinking at all.
 

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rosecityplaya
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gauging by his response i think autistics mom is the co founder of MADD

and yet again another thread created by a cut and paste from another site

i can jus sense it
 
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gauging by his response i think autistics mom is the co founder of MADD

and yet again another thread created by a cut and paste from another site

i can jus sense it
Actually I got it as a text messasge from my friend.

I thought it was a good joke. It seems like you never hear jokes anymore. Not like back in the day.
 

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rosecityplaya
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its hard work comming up with new jokes and most of the good new ones you hear are just updated variations of old jokes

also i think that joke would work better if your driving high cause if your drunk behind the wheel you tend to drive into trees or telephone poles like its the thing to do
 

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How can you tell you are too drunk to drive?




.......when you get into an argument with the Jack In The Box lady because she won't give you a big mac meal with supersize fries and you keep yelling "I'm supposed to have it my way bitch!!!!"
 

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I know this threads a joke but after getting one DUI I'll sit in a bar for 2 hours drinking water after one drink if i know i have to drive myself home, nothing is worth the bullshit especially in Arizona