how can i get marijuana on a plane?

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Dana Dane

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Wrap it up good, like said before, have your girl stick it in her crotch until she passes through security, get it out in the bathroom, and put it in her (or your) pocket.
 
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i dono how bad airport secruity is now..but a couple yearz ago i juz put sum treez in da pocket of one of my pantz in my lugeage bag not da carry on..n on da way back brought sum n even bought a pipe n sum brass knucklez n juz put it in my pocket (deep ass dickiez pocket)..i even find out they search my shit like randomly cuz it had a sticker on da bag..and my shit was still in da pockets
 
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strap it to the inside of your leg next to ur balls in several airtight bags.
Dont carry anything else suspicious eg. metal, sharp objects, etc when you go through security

its alot riskier this way if ur tryna bring a fat sack like a half zip or something. But an eighth should be okay

duno bout all that carry-on or check-in luggage tho.

Its sketch either way, and it ultimately comes down to if ur lucky, and how sketch u look as a person
 
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Man just be careful, it would suck ass getting busted carrying that shit across state lines. I never take anything but I get pulled out of line at least 75% of the time at every airport, I have no clue why, I'm not even Arab! Sucks I always gotta take off my shoes and shit, no cavity searches though thank god!
 
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Check it in your luggage.

I once had a small little lighter in my coin pocket and a bag of weed from the club. I emptied out my pockets in the little cup thing and totally forgot I had the lighter. They asked me to step to the side, and checked me, and I was trippin because of the weed in my pocket. The dude felt a lump in my pocket (no homo) and asked me what it was, and I'm like uh... I dunno. He was like is that tree?? And I was like yeah.. Hes like oh. Don't trip. I'll scan it and give it back. WTF? Sure enough he put that shit in a little cup slid it through and gave it back to me. He told me next time to check it in my bags. They only really scan the carry on items.
^^what he said. check it in. my homie got one of those containers from the cannibus club that u can out blunts/joints in that keep in the smell no matter what just to be safe. checked it in, hid it nicely between clothes and wha-la

and if dude wants to bring weed to vegas, then thats his biz the fuck do some of u care for. if u cant help answer the question then move on god damn
 
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strap it to the inside of your leg next to ur balls in several airtight bags.
thats what I did last time I went to Vegas, kinda sketchy though^^^

A friend of mine buys the bigger size tube of toothpaste and does this:
- carefully cuts the end of the tube 3/4 of the way across
-scoops out most of the toothpaste (he leaves enough near the dispensing part so if you squeeze, toothpaste will come out)
-puts the baggied weed in the tube
-superglues the end
-rolls the end up so it looks like he is like halfway done with the tube
-puts it with his bathroom stuff, and puts it in his carry-on
 

SLICC RICC

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Even the dogs at the airport...they're not drug sniffing dogs.
NOT TRUE!!! WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, MOREBASS, THATS HIGHLY INCORRECT... SOME DOGS ARE CROSS TRAINED, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, TO MULTI TASK, AND LOOK FOR VARIOUS SUBSTANCES... IT ALSO DEPENDS GREATLY ON THE TERMINAL... IF YOURE GOIN THRU INTERNATIONAL TERMINALS, YOU BEST BELIEVE THEY HAVE DRUG SNIFFIN DOGS!!! THE ONLY REASON I KNOW, IS BECAUSE I KNOW PEOPLE WHO WORK FOR THE DHS AT LA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT... ALL IN ALL, BE CAREFUL, DOG...
 
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i'd go with checking it in the luggage, as long as it's just a personal ammount and not the whole suitcase or anything. chances are if anyone DOES find it, it'll be someone who doesnt care really and they arent gonna arrest you, they might steal it though.
 
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tape it to ur nuts. just make sure its covered so no smell gets out.

i used to put eighths in different lotion bottles and carry em on...but now wit the new fluid rules, back to the drawing board.
 

SLICC RICC

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I DONT THINK YOUR SITUATION IS QUITE THAT SERIOUS, DAN... USUALLY, IN THE DOMESTIC TERMINALS, THE AUTHORITIES EMPHASIZE THEIR FOCUS ON TERRORISTS, EXPLSOSIVES, THE CHALK, THE SHARDS, AND THE COCOA POWDER... YOURE STRAIGHT... JUST DONT GO MOVIN BALES OF KUSH ACROSS STATE LINES!!! THATS AN INSTANT FEDERAL CASE... JUST BE SAFE...