Haha...red feces is probably the only downside to Hot Cheetos.
I've eaten an entire big bag in one sitting and felt no high effects. It's propably got some chemical in it that would take like 600 pounds of cheetos for you to get enough of the chemical to make you feel high.
When I was in Iraq I had my family send me like 3 big bags of that shit a week. It was one of the only kinds of snack food I could never find over there so I asked them to send them not thinking they'd send so much. So yeah I was pretty much shitting red the whole time I was over there.
My favorite midnight snack is still some flaming hot cheetos and some Mt. Dew.