HOMER SIMPSON OR PETER GRIFFIN

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HOMER OR PETER

  • HOMER SIMPSON

    Votes: 84 62.2%
  • PETER GRIFFIN

    Votes: 51 37.8%

  • Total voters
    135
Apr 8, 2005
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#22
peter : this is one of the worste pranks ever and i know alot about bad prank calls


reminisces

peter : um lois, its me peter, wont be able to make it home, cause im at work

lois: peter, i can see you standing in the kitchen

peter: *steps out of view* ok now im at work
 
May 17, 2004
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#23
all the younger people on the forum will pick peter griffin.
all the older ones will pick homer cuz they actually wacthed the show when it was classic from seasons 3-9.

homer all the way
 
Aug 9, 2002
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#24
peter : this is one of the worste pranks ever and i know alot about bad prank calls


reminisces

peter : um lois, its me peter, wont be able to make it home, cause im at work

lois: peter, i can see you standing in the kitchen

peter: *steps out of view* ok now im at work
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT! RANDOM SHIT LIKE THAT!
 
Mar 10, 2007
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#32
" Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or
the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?"-homer
baaahahahahahaha... or...

"Aww why do I have 3 kids no 0 money.. Why can't I have 0 kids and 3 money.."

Peter's funny.. but he ain't got nothin on Homer...

"I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T"
 

Gas One

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May 24, 2006
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#35
Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)


nonficktion, do you rememeber the simpsons halloweeen specials?
theyll serve family guy, everyone on the simpsons got bodies under they belt
 
Dec 4, 2006
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#37
"You don't have to quit the force. I mean, you could get a desk job. Eh? You could be a desk."




"Your aunt Marguerite is probably laughing at me while she's burning in hell, may she rest in peace."
 

Gas One

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#38
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.
 

Gas One

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#40
Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo-hoo!

Homer: Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?
Apu: Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.
Homer: Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles.