Hippie bitches from the Northwest

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Dec 25, 2003
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I had this hippie girl I worked with, but I didn't know she was a hippy. Since I only saw her in meetings she would always dress proper, look bomb, etc.

So I asked her out and so when we went out her normal attire was straight hippie. Her apartment was filled with all these natural oils, her finger nails had dirt underneath them, she started talking about taking bong rips and doing yoga....

I thought she was a bomb sales rep, but she turned out to be a dirt loving hippie.

What a let down...
Thats a classic ass story.

Straight weekend hippie.
 

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Some Random Asshole
Apr 25, 2002
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hippie chick> spoiled bitches
as long as they shower and look good it's cool. i saw this hippie chick last weekend when i was at rite aid gettin some fuckin candy....she was damn good looking. if i wasn't with another chick i would have talked to her. lol....

and I didn't know White Devil was a NW resident. Although someone told me they thought that.

and i'd rather be with some cute hippie chick than some high maintenance CUNT bag materialistic ego havin BITCH. which is almost ALL women. lol.....well 75% or there abouts.

altho i seen this bitch i use to go out with...she's turned total hippy....has dreads...and is NOT cute, AT ALL......

there are exceptions to everything in life. nothing is finite.
 

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Thats a classic ass story.

Straight weekend hippie.
nah, that's called a successful business person who can adapt to different situations.

that's nothin bad and not a "weekend hippie." she's hippie all the time but has to present some other shit cause people are fucking stereotypical and need to see certain shit to feel better cause they're insecure pussies.

and there's nothin wrong with a female who's not afraid of dirt, or WEED, or yoga. at least it's not some prissy little bitch who won't ever go anywhere or do shit cause it's not girly enough.

balance is the key. girly bitches most of the time have none. hippies are all about balance.
 
May 6, 2002
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^^^

You pretty much just exposed yourself as being a hippy, or at the very least a hippy lover. Which is alright, that's your gig.

In regards of a female, no, it is not alright to be unsanitary.
It's not OK to smoke weed and do yoga with your dog.
It is not alright for a female to have dirt underneath their finger nails, hairy legs, hairy arm pits, and smell like earth oil. That is basically classified as bad hygiene.

It didn't happen to you. It happened to me. It wasn't cool...at all. I am now seeking therapy.
 

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^^^

You pretty much just exposed yourself as being a hippy, or at the very least a hippy lover. Which is alright, that's your gig.

In regards of a female, no, it is not alright to be unsanitary.
It's not OK to smoke weed and do yoga with your dog.
It is not alright for a female to have dirt underneath their finger nails, hairy legs, hairy arm pits, and smell like earth oil. That is basically classified as bad hygiene.

It didn't happen to you. It happened to me. It wasn't cool...at all. I am now seeking therapy.
LOL...dude I AM kinda. If you'd seen a pciture of me, you'd say i'm a cross between hippy and what everyone stereotypes as "gangster."

i got long hair, i smoke pot, make hash, i give a fuck about this planet....

but yeah, that's my gig. my tattoo, is uber hippy...and if this fuckin site would let me post it i would but i can't righ tnow for some reason...

but nah, BITCH BETTER BE SANITARY! lol....no nasty smellin, unshaved bitches. FUCK that.....but there's nothin wrong with a chick who's not afraid of dirt.

and why is it not ok to smoke weed for a female? lol...you're trippin!

i just like females who are down to earth and chill...who smoke weed...lol....
 

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Apr 25, 2002
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damn I AM is a hippie?? got any heady nugs bra?? I bet you do.
man, go to the detox, and peep the "post pics of your chronic thread."

this is the Frost i get...



and lol @ "damn I AM is a hippie?"

for the most party yeah....i listen to suga free, some rap my friends put out...the rest if the doors, pink floyd, etc. most people either label me as a hippie, or a "gangster." but that's cause they don't know me. i don't label myself as shit, except me. lol....but i wear rocawear, akademiks etc type shit.....but i got a lot of hippie ideals and my hair is fuckin long, lol.....

i'm just an asshole soemtimes...lol
 
May 6, 2002
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I just prefer not to date girls that smoke weed, get high, take meds, do drugs, get drunk all the time etc.

I like goody goodies. It's not a big deal...

Hippie guys I don't have problems with. Never try to start problems, always friendly, etc.
 
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if she dont know how to get down with the get down, i'm not getting down. fuck a materialistic modern day bitch. they dont know how to do shit anyways. i rather have a female that's got some knowledge to kick me down & put me up on game when i'm not updated. not to mention get on a spiritual tipp when we're burnin' the herb lookin' at the cosmos.
 

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I just prefer not to date girls that smoke weed, get high, take meds, do drugs, get drunk all the time etc.

I like goody goodies. It's not a big deal...

Hippie guys I don't have problems with. Never try to start problems, always friendly, etc.
all the time, yeah....drugs, as in coke...i wouldn't fuck wit a bitch on "drugs" but WEED aint a drug to me...it's a medicinal herb lol....

i like goody goodies too....but smokin weed odn't make you a fuckin rebel. lol

if she dont know how to get down with the get down, i'm not getting down. fuck a materialistic modern day bitch. they dont know how to do shit anyways. i rather have a female that's got some knowledge to kick me down & put me up on game when i'm not updated. not to mention get on a spiritual tipp when we're burnin' the herb lookin' at the cosmos.
co-sign...always good to have a female who can contribute to the relationship, besides being a fuck box or a semen receptacle.

if she doesn't have a brain of her own, i ain't fuckin with her on a serious relationship level. and i totally agree modern day bitches want everything done FOR THEM....i want a chick who will do shit FOR ME and that i can do shit for as well.

fuck this 50/50 bullshit. it's 100/100. if both people aren' tputting in 100% it's fuckin pointless...its' the same concept, but 50/50 means each is puttin in 50% effort....so i like the way mine works better....100% on both sides, would equal 200% but divide it by the people in the relatinship and you got 100% effort on both sides.....