few years ago my cousin and i road tripped up and down the cali coast....met 2 hippie bitches from texas at a campground in half moon bay. they thought they were so original and in touch with nature, talking about how beautiful the moon is, and how much commercialized shit sucks, blah blah blah...then they were burping and farting and shit cause they don't follow socially subscribed gender roles etc. etc. my cousin and i were about 2 weeks deep with no pussu/porn anything so the thought of smashing these girls who seemed like they would of been down to fuck any guy with pot (which we had plenty of) was definitely crossing both our minds....however we just couldnt do it...one of them was just ugly, the other one you can tell could of been kinda hot if she would of decided to take the skanky bitch route rather than the dirty hippie bitch route (and yes they did brag about not shaving or showering) so we got drunk and hung out with them for the night but no invite back to the tent
moral of the story: bitches are bitches, but skanky bitches, as ignorant and annoying as they are still have the redeemable quality of being fuckable....hippie bitches are not only annoying and pretentious, but theyre too dirty and hairy to wanna fuck as well..2 wrongs just dont make a right
