I'm talkin like, not major shit, just small shit that had an impact later on...
First one I can think of is this bitch we all used to fuck back in high school. Tramp was on straight hoe status, let us all hit it basically anytime we wanted, couple of the homeboys hit it raw, etc.
Anyways my ninja was about to go beat those (we would plan it around when she got out of class or what class we were gonna cut, etc.) and was like "yo lets hit the store for some condoms".
And I was like "nah man don't even trip mayne dont even trip". And he's like nah dude for real, I'm like yo bitch can't get pregnant dont even trip just pull out or some shit. And we fought about the shit for like half an hour, finally he gave in and said fuck it.
So...as you can tell, boom. Bitch gets pregnant. And the hoe instantly turns from human sperm receptacle, i dont give a fuck how many drugs I do or how many niggas train me to responsible, square ass mother. No adoption, no abortion...she was on dude to get a part-time job, go to school, etc.
They are married now and homeboy is miserable.
Another one is my "best friend" growin up. We used to kick it all day erry day since like 3 years old. Families was friends, we was friends, etc. That was like my second home.
Anyways so dude grows up in semi-sheltered home and he always relied on me to put him up on whatever the new hype was like music, slang, etc. Cause dude lived in the burbs and had a strict ass family. Dude would kick it with me, we would spit at females, he would look at me and my boys to see what the new looks was, etc. And dude thought I was like the coolest person alive on the earth.
So high school comes around, and dude transfers from the private school he was at to my high school. I had my group of friends and people knew me, etc. and we was all lovely, etc, and all of a sudden dude shows up at my school tryin to kick it all the time. Well we hadnt been kickin it on a regular basis for awhile so dude is back to square status.
And the second I get seen wit him mofuckas is like why you hangin wit dude? why you kickin it with squares, etc. And I dropped the nigga like it was nothin. He would get like a quick "sup" and I would keep movin.
Anyways so dude ends up a straight up Mortimer McPherson in school. No friends, no nothin. And he gets in with this crazy bitch. I'm talkin straight J ward status. And she slowly like takes over homeboys life until all he does is spend time wit her, etc. By the time me and his few other friends realize it he's completely gone. Bitch wont let him have friends, bosses him around, etc. And all they did was spend time together.
So they're married now, and he miserable.
Moral of the story is: I make people become married and unhappy.
