Have you ever been knocked out? Stomped?

[Nuttkase]

WELL SOME FOOLS CAN FIGHT.NOW LET ME SAY THIS IM NOT THE TOUGHEST MOFO WALKING THE FACE OF THIS EARTH.I KNOW SOMEONE OUT THERE COULD PROBLY KNOCK ME OUT.BUT YOU SHOULD NEVER EVER THINK LIKE OH SHIT,IM GUNNA GET MY ASS KICKED CAUSE CHANCES ARE YOU WILL.IF YOU EVER GET INTO A FIGHT BETTER STAY POSITIVE AND AWARE MUTHERFUCKERS ARE DIRTY FIGHTERS THESE DAYS....

I know we've had our differences in the past but that wasn't directed at you, just in general.

And I've been in more fights then I can count and I have never been knocked out before but I've taken off the top of my head like 3 Ls I'd say. I always walked away from them though and never went to the hospital. I almost got knocked out once, felt myself going under and came back while catching myself on a car. It was kind of a sucker punch though and I made the dudes eyeball look like a meatball. Plus I was 18 and dude was around 30 so I felt like a bad motherfucker for a few days lol. If he would have followed through a little more though I would have probably been lights out.

 

[TaxMan]

I have been.. Its not that bad...
I'm not built for fighting, its as simple as that, and I've learned to accept it (that's why I roll with friends that are fucking built and can fight).. Then again, I'm white. Its a scientific fact that black people can fight better than whites.

 

[-LICWIT-]

ONE TIME WHEN I WAS LIVIN UP NORTH I GOT INTO IT WITH THIS SAMOAN SAN JOSE BLOOD CAT THAT WAS LIKE 35 OR SO....I WAS LIKE 18.... HE WAS MAD CUZ HIS SISTER CAME BACC FROM OAKLAND WITH SOME CHRONIC AND WANTED ME TO COME SMOKE WIT HER.... YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.... SO I COME OVER TO THE HOUSE AND ASK 4 HER AND CUHZZ IS TRYIN TO PULL THE HARD ROLE ON ME.... SHE AINT EVEN HIS REAL SISTER, SHE BLACC, AND GROWN....OLDER THAN ME BY 10 YEARS AT LEAST.... BUT ANYWAY HIS LIL CUZZIN IS THERE AND THIS NIGGA IS A STRAIGHT BITCH.... FAKE DAMU THAT PRETENDED TO CRIP WHEN I FIRST MET HIM CUZ HE A SCARY ASS SAMOAN, AND A WANNABE BANGER.... ANYWAY HE'S TELLIN HIS BIG CUZZIN TO DUST ME, FUCC THAT NIGGA (CUHZZ ALWAYS BEEN ON MY NUTS TILL THAT MOMENT).... SO THE NIGGA CRACC ME IN MY LEFT JAW.... I TAKE IT AND START BACCIN UP, TRYIN TO GET MY SPACE RIGHT..... HE SWING AGAIN, AND HIT ME IN MY RIGHT JAW.... I START GETTIN NOID, LIKE FUCC IT, THIS BIG ASS NIGGA AINT BOUT TO BEAT MY FACE IN.... HE SWUNG AGAIN AND I SLAPPED THAT SHIT OUT THE AIR ,AND STARTED LAUGHING!!!!.... I'M KINDA PARANOID BUT THEN I START FEELIN MYSELF AND RUSH THIS FUCCIN GIANT.... I KNOCCED THAT BITCH ASS NIGGA ON HIS BACC, GOT ON TOP OF HIM AND STARTED BEATING HIS RIBS, STOMACH, AND FACE IN.... HIS COUSIN IS BEHIND ME SAYIN, "YOU FUCCED UP NOW, YOU FUCCED UP NOW" LIKE A STRAIGHT BITCH, BUT AINT DOIN SHIT.... I TOLD HIM HE COULD GET IT TOO IF HE WANTED IT.... THEN I BACCED THE FUCC UP AND JUMPED ON MY FUNKY ASS BIKE AND PEDDLED THE FUCC OUTTA THERE WHILE BIG BOY GOT HIS BROKE ASS UP OFF THE ASPHALT.... WHATS HILLARIOUS IS THAT HE TRIED TO RUN UP ON THE HOMIE WITH A BUTCHER KNIFE 15 MINUTES LATER CUZ HE THOUGHT HE CAUGH ME SLIPPIN..... BUT THAT WAS HIS LOSS.... DON'T FUCC WITH THA LICWIT, BITCH!!!!

 

[Really Treal]

some of these stories sound real familiar....i must have knocked some of yall out

 

[drewski.kalonji]

Then again, I'm white. Its a scientific fact that black people can fight better than whites.

^dumb statement/joke, fighting has nothing to do with skin pigmentation.

 

[TaxMan]

^dumb statement/joke, fighting has nothing to do with skin pigmentation.

No props

 

[BIGCHILL]

never been knocked out but have been knocked down.got into it with my homeboy in CYA cause he was going out like a bitch so i told him when i see you when you get out its on....i got out and i was smoking bud all day every day a few months later we get out and i hear he was out my cousin came over my house and told me where he was i went to here he was.i see this fool down the street and i started runnin at him,the closer i got the bigger he got...lol...i guess he lifting weights a lot in y.a cause he knew he was going to have to see me when he got out.so i take off as soon as im in arms reach just straight fuckin him up.get his big ass on the ground now,im surprised myself that i got this big muthafucka on his back.im tired than a muthafucka from just keepin this big 6 foot 3 muscle solid built fool on the ground........WHY DID MY COUSIN SAY "LET GET THEM BACK UP TO GO TOE TO TOE" im tired as hell with no wind what so ever left in my body and they pull me off of him.he get up like HELL YEA ready to still fight and i standin there lookin like a tired ass rag doll and im so tired my arms aint even up.......BLAW.....muthafucka decked me right in the eye and i hit the ground.so them my cousin say o.k the fight is over,.MUTHAFUCKA, WHY DIDNT YOU SAY FIGHT WAS OVER WHEN YOU SEEN ME DEAD TIRED BEFORE I GOT BANKED ON?:angry: i didnt talk to my cousin for a wile after that cause i felt he wanted to see me lose.:angry:

 

[SC_408]

shit hell yeah ive been beat up before lol...lets see it was back in 7th/8th grade..anyways my boi and i found a cd player left out in the open i think in the school gym and shit and i was like alright coo ill keep it...then as we were walkin home i noticed these two black foos comin up behind us in their bikes from our school and one of em (i aint gonna ever forget this mutherfucka )name ted saw the cd player in my hand and asked if he took it from him and i denied it and shit but in reality i knew it was his since it was by his backpack but i didnt think he would find out , so then that foo jus beat the shit out of me lol but then the next day shit seemed ok wit him he was more on some i hope u learned your lesson type shit

 

[DaBay]

i got fuckin jumped by sum westsiders in west pittsburg at a party after i whopped 1 of em 1 on 1 i got a bottle cracked on my head when i fell 2da ground they started stompin on me i reached in my pocket got my shank got up N started poking foo'z left 2 right if i hadnt done dat me N my homiez woulda been in da hospital cuz there was like 10 of dem foo'z N only 3 of us

i think i know who you are lol

 

[DaBay]

yea i know fuck dem foo'z

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you must of done somethin wrong

 

[jr916]

MUTHAFUCKA, WHY DIDNT YOU SAY FIGHT WAS OVER WHEN YOU SEEN ME DEAD TIRED BEFORE I GOT BANKED ON?:angry: i didnt talk to my cousin for a wile after that cause i felt he wanted to see me lose.:angry:

damn chill, thats hilarious...and fucked up at the same time...lol

 

[MizeryMade]

Knocked out....NO
Stomped.... NO

 

[BIGCHILL]

damn chill, thats hilarious...and fucked up at the same time...lol

thinkin back,i can laugh about it now.:knockout:

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

SHIT, SINCE THIS TURNING INTO THE WAR-STORIES THREAD: IMA TELL YALL A FUNNY ONE

LAST YEAR MY BOY HAD FUNK WITH SOME DUDE, CUZ HE WAS FUCKIN AROUND WITH HIS SIS (WHO IS LIKE 13)... SO WE GO IN MY CAR AND GO UP TO DUDE HOUSE RIGHT... HE COMES OUT WIT HIS WHOLE FAMILY... MOM AND STEPDADDY, COUSINS... HIM AND HIS MOM IS TALKIN MAD SHIT THRU MY PASSENGER WINDOW...

I TURN AROUND AND THE STEPDAD IS RIGHT UP AT MY WINDOW, I TURN TO HIM LIKE "YO TAKE A COUPLE STEPS BACK FROM MY FUCKIN CAR" AND HE BACKS UP.

RITE AFTER THAT MY BOY HOPS OUT AND STARTS FIGHTIN (MY BOY IS WAAAY SMALLER) AND HE STARTS MOLLYWHOPPIN! I GET OUT MY CAR, MY HOMIE GOT OUT HIS CAR AND WERE WATCHIN...

DUDES WHOLE FAMILY STARTS CHEERIN HIM ON, BUT THEN HE STARTS GETTIN WHOOPED, GET'S ALL BLOODY AND FALLS TO THE CURB,

SO NOW THEY START TRIIIIIPIN. THE STEP DAD GOES "THE COPS HAVE ALREADY BEEN CALLED" AND STARTS RUNNIN AROUND AND FREAKIN OUT, BUT HE FUCKS AROUND AND GRABS MY HOODIE AND STARTS SHAKIN IT, SO, HIT EM WITH 2 HARD RIGHTS, LAID HIM OUT.

I DIDNT EVEN WANT TO FIGHT ANYBODY, BUT I CANT DEAL WITH NIGGAS RUNNIN UP ON ME ALL CRAZY.

IT WAS SOME DUMB SHIT BUT OH WELL HOPEFULLY I'LL NEVER HAVE TO KNOCK A DUDE IN HIS 40'S OUT EVER AGAN, BUT HEY U NEVER KNOW LOL

 

[vinylfiend]

I got sucker punched by a few big ass samoan cats when I was jogging one night in fremont. One of em sucker punched me and tackled me and jacked my shitty ass mp3 player and cheap 20 dollar white hoody. Im 6'3 210 so I aint no shrimp but these dudes were like 6'3 260 easy. my jaw and ear was hurting for a few weeks after that.

 

[BOOBOO619]

You guys all get shit faced drunk and go talking shit or do stupid shit. That's the problem because at that stage, you ain't got no physical control of your body. Gotta check yourselves. I don't allow myself to get super drunk anymore, just incase I have to bomb on someone. I feel tougher than being sober in that regard if I can contain my buzz, because I feel warmer. Once my hands are warm and whole body feels warm during a nice buzz, I'm down, really energetic, loose and confident.

Fuck fighting though, it ain't good.

 

[Palmer]

Never really been a fighter but Ive gotten a few beat downs.

First one was Friday the 13th in July of 01 up in Whistler. It was on the ice and this crazy fuck that had like 49 front teeth like a pirahanna grabbed me and practically ripped off my helmet and gloves then proceeded to punch me about 30 times on the right side of my head. It was awful I got a few shots in but they were sorry ass shots. About half way through I could litterally hear people in the stands laughing. After it was all said and done I had a broken finger and a face that would of let me be a stand in for Rocky Dennis.

Second time was at a bar on Christmas eve of 07. I was playing pool with a couple guys, I asked if they could locate me some festive substances, one of them said yeah let me see your phone the other one proceeded to ask for a cigarette. So I give one guy the phone then go outside with the other one to have a smoke. As I'm lighting my cigarette he cocks back and hits me square in the nose. Needless to say I go down he kicks me a half a dozen times or so then runs back in. While all this is happening two girls are standing outside laughing their ass off. I get up within about 5 seconds and I run inside only to find that both of them are gone and they took my phone. Oh and I got kicked out of the bar for getting blood on the ground inside. What a horrible night.

Two beat downs both of which included people laughing at me while in the process. Fuck fights I'd rather get fucked up and fuck all the girlfriends of the fighters while their out trying to be Johnny badass.

 

[jr916]

You guys all get shit faced drunk and go talking shit or do stupid shit. That's the problem because at that stage, you ain't got no physical control of your body. Gotta check yourselves. I don't allow myself to get super drunk anymore, just incase I have to bomb on someone. I feel tougher than being sober in that regard if I can contain my buzz, because I feel warmer. Once my hands are warm and whole body feels warm during a nice buzz, I'm down, really energetic, loose and confident.

Fuck fighting though, it ain't good.

folks, your posts really been on sum high and mighty shit lately involving drinkin....you been actin never got drunk and did sum dumb shit.....

"I don't allow myself to get super drunk anymore, just incase I have to bomb on someone"

damn that must suck homie, cant have a good time cause you ready for war 24/7...got the telephone books duct taped..."it case sum shit pop off"

 

[BOOBOO619]

folks, your posts really been on sum high and mighty shit lately involving drinkin....you been actin never got drunk and did sum dumb shit.....

"I don't allow myself to get super drunk anymore, just incase I have to bomb on someone"

damn that must suck homie, cant have a good time cause you ready for war 24/7...got the telephone books duct taped..."it case sum shit pop off"

haha. I never said I don't have a good time. I just check myself before hitting the edge. I know when to call it quits. I like to still have control of my body and beware of my surroundings. In other words, I don't abuse alcohol. I just ride with it. It's just a social tool. Get that nice buzz going, then just ride it out. No need to pound and pound and keep pounding more.

Shit I don't even drink at home. I don't have a single beer in my fridge. Shit is unhealthy at that point. 3x a week at max I say.

 

[Mr.24&HOGAN-HSC]

I feel the same way, not to get to fucced up just in case some shit craccs off, you know what I can't stand is the fools that act hard as fucc when they deep but you know damn well if they was just on the solo or two they wouldn't even look your way.