When I was like 12 or so and visited my family in San Antonio they kept taking my ass to hooters, granted there were like 4 different ones in the same town, the one at the mall sucked. The wings like the waitresses are hit or miss. Next time one of you guys go and the waitress is bugging you for a tip tell her "Maybe if you stopped letting guys come inside of you your paychecks wouldn't go to down payments on abortions".