ha ha ha ha... taking a shit at a friends house?

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Tooper

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(this reminds me)

my bro pulled a dirty one
on us a couple times.......

DON'T FALL FOR IT!!!!

pay attention...

if sumone is out of the room and comes back saying sumone left a dollar in the bathroom...

your like FOREAL???

walk in there and it's sum HOT STEAMY ASS ODOR!

AWWW DAMN HE GOT YOU!


i got burned twice fucked me up!

had me runnin back out the bathroom for sum fresh air.
 
MeloTrauma

MeloTrauma

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Some dude shit in the top tank of my toilet one time. I was wondering why the bathroom smelled like ASS when I didnt even shit. It went a whole week before I figured out what had happened. I still have to get him back.
 
MiZnKoNsPiQuOz

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OMG!!!HAHA..This this is a CLASSIC thread!

If I realllly got to shit at a friends house,then fuck it..I make sure to courtesy flush though!

Farting in front of my man is NOTHIN!I farted the 2nd time we kicked it and he still fell in love with me!HAHA.If I would've waited and farted after we were dating a while then I would've been HELLA embarassed,so I got it over with:D..If he farts..that's waaaaay different,that shit puts me in a bad mood!LOL
 
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Mook Mangla P

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^^^Double standard, eh?
I don't fart in front of my lady, and she doesn't let loose in front of me. Which is pretty hard after going to dinner at Popeyes and drinking some whiskey and spending the night together. By morning motherfuckers feel like it's a NASA countdown before lift-off...
 
The Duke of Earl

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FATAL NYGHTMARE said:
that'z fuckin disgusting. girlz dont need to be breaking wind in front of me!

az for taking a shit.... i hate taking a shit at a homeboy'z house when their toilet iz known for clogging. i'll be sittin there droppin a load, and tha whole time i'm hoping tha shit doeznt clog up on me!
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ya feel me !!!!!


shit through for some reason i alwayz ask "can i take a shit in your bathroom" i alwayz get a "what am i gonna say no?" or "no naw im playin go head" . i dont know i just ask for some reason , i hate takin one at my sisters house cuz i barely ever go over there n when i visit for 2 or 3 dayz im hopin i can hold it for that long , i can go a day or two with shittin.

i hate that shit through i be in class some times choppin it up with some female and then i sneeze n one lets loose not too loud but loud enough to hear im hopin it aint stankin
 
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Ghostly

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lol @ thread

any of u ever had them ones that feel like u shittin out stomach acid? Let me tell ya, shit burns!!!!Ill get it like once or twice a year..thats the type of shit that leaves u on the toilet sweating and praying for it to stop.
 
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Tooper

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thats for all you habanero eatin muthafuckas.

or nachos,

asshole burnin buttcheeks sweatin walkin out the bathroom not feelin so fresh.

make you wanna wet the toilet paper :)!
 
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BornIIDie

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mustynutz said:
1) GreaseStick- These are the kinds of shit that come out easy, but just leave a big mess. Sometimes you go through an entire roll of toilet paper for these babies.

2) The Squirts- These are a type of shit that has no real form. It makes you think you have to shit. Then when you are on the toilet a small liquid shit squirts out.

3) Smooth as Silk- These are the ones we all love. They just pop right out. You don't even have to wipe your ass. We all wish every shit could be like this one.

4) Cluster Grenades- No real form. It all just squirts out. A non-stop cycle that lasts for about 10 minutes. These babies are a bitch.

5) Rock- These are the ones that make you think you really gotta go. Then when you're taking a shit they just won't budge. So you squeeze and squeeze. Fuck! Still nothing. So you get up and leave. 5 minutes later, since you squeezed so much now you got Cluster Gernades.

6) Morning Ass- These are a combination of Smooth as Silk and GreaseStick. Easy but dirty.

7) Dirty Balls- This is when your shit is full of balls. Just make sure you don't play with it.

8) Little Susies- These are just small snake like shits. You usually end up shooting out at least 10 of these babies.

9) Hailey's Comet- These don't come by to often. This particular type of shit is huge. It usually takes up the up the entire toilet. Just one long shit that curls up. It amazes me that toliets can actually suck it down.

10) Stinky Rita- These don't usually make a big mess and they come out quite nicely. There problem is that they fuckin smell like well, shit. So much that your nose is screaming bloody murder.
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LOL
 
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Scottie Pimpin

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LOL!

One time I was at my boy's apartment and I used his bathroom to take a shit. I did my thing and came out , then later on my boy is yelling at me to come to the bathroom. So I go over there and he points to the toilet and says "LOOK WHAT YOU DID!"

I look and there is a curly pubic hair chillin on the toilet seat. I was hella embarassed!
 
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-TiM C-

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"By morning motherfuckers feel like it's a NASA countdown before lift-off..."


haha thats how i feel every morning after chillin wit ladies all night.
 
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Jar

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Scottie Pimpin said:
LOL!

One time I was at my boy's apartment and I used his bathroom to take a shit. I did my thing and came out , then later on my boy is yelling at me to come to the bathroom. So I go over there and he points to the toilet and says "LOOK WHAT YOU DID!"

I look and there is a curly pubic hair chillin on the toilet seat. I was hella embarassed!
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LOL!!
 
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SOTBitchness

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ALL THREE OF MY SCREEN NAMES WERE BANNED! WHY MUST I BE SUCH A HOMO? IF YOU SEE ANY OF THESE SCREEN NAMES YOU KNOW IT'S ME!!!

SOTBitchness
superman
The Soz

P.S.
I'M NOT FROM ANY HOOD OR PROJECTS I'M FROM NEW MEXICO!
 
hobgoblin

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mustynutz said:
1) GreaseStick- These are the kinds of shit that come out easy, but just leave a big mess. Sometimes you go through an entire roll of toilet paper for these babies.

2) The Squirts- These are a type of shit that has no real form. It makes you think you have to shit. Then when you are on the toilet a small liquid shit squirts out.

3) Smooth as Silk- These are the ones we all love. They just pop right out. You don't even have to wipe your ass. We all wish every shit could be like this one.

4) Cluster Grenades- No real form. It all just squirts out. A non-stop cycle that lasts for about 10 minutes. These babies are a bitch.

5) Rock- These are the ones that make you think you really gotta go. Then when you're taking a shit they just won't budge. So you squeeze and squeeze. Fuck! Still nothing. So you get up and leave. 5 minutes later, since you squeezed so much now you got Cluster Gernades.

6) Morning Ass- These are a combination of Smooth as Silk and GreaseStick. Easy but dirty.

7) Dirty Balls- This is when your shit is full of balls. Just make sure you don't play with it.

8) Little Susies- These are just small snake like shits. You usually end up shooting out at least 10 of these babies.

9) Hailey's Comet- These don't come by to often. This particular type of shit is huge. It usually takes up the up the entire toilet. Just one long shit that curls up. It amazes me that toliets can actually suck it down.

10) Stinky Rita- These don't usually make a big mess and they come out quite nicely. There problem is that they fuckin smell like well, shit. So much that your nose is screaming bloody murder.
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That #5 had me rollin for days... bro.

I can take a shit at someone elses house fine, but if its a fine a bitches house... I hope and pray for one of two things, hopefully both:

1.) an aerosal can(like some shit that smell like flowers ><
2.) one word... Window..

Worst time I had taking a shit at a friends house though, was during a party he threw for his 19'th b-day. I was hella faded and went to take a shit, and apparently I fell asleep. But an hour someone came and woke me up by spraying me with a mah'fuckin water gun. So now every time I show up, they try and clown. haha.
 
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