ha ha ha ha... taking a shit at a friends house?

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Tooper

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can you take a shit at sumone elses house?

i used to be at my nieghbors house then i would go back home to take a shit lol!

that was a long time ago.

damn how bout when your friend drops the "bombay" at your house!?

lol

i told my friend once "man your not allowed to take a shit here anymore" :cheeky:

he came out smileing like "come on mayn!" lol!

swear to god he funked it up smellin like gasoline and shit!

toxic avenger.
 
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BIG J

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If you gotta go, you gotta go! I hate it when fools drop bombs in the bathroom and they don't even use the Air Spray, I mean come on! the shit's right there next to the shitter!
I have a problem shittin' at work cuz a lot of people talk hella loud right outside the door. And I just can't shit with all that noise goin' on, there has to be peace and quiet.
But to shit at someone else's house, the toilet has to be clean, there must be toilet paper, and there has to be soap there so I can wash my hands, and some air spray if things get ugly.

When I was a kid I used to live in the Santa Cruz Mountains, and I be off playing out in the forest, and the sudden urge to drop a fat one would come on. When that happened I would be miles away from the house, So I would have to Do it in the forest and wipe with leaves.
 
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MEXCOM

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It's not that I cant but I have never taken a shit at school or a friends. If they ask and they're close homies I'll let them shit at my place but I would rather they dont.
 
MeloTrauma

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Ive posted this concern before. The worse is when you got to shit at your girlfriends apartment when there is just 1 bathroom and three fine ass sisters. Ive popped a blood vessel trying to hold in some logs at her house. But now we live together, so, fuck it. I shit when shes in the shower.
 
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My wife be tearin shit up, she aint bashful around me at all ... lmao it's crazy cause I aint like that around her (or anyone) I dont care though I still love her, they dont smell so I dont trip ...
 
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bsleezy said:
My wife be tearin shit up, she aint bashful around me at all ... lmao it's crazy cause I aint like that around her (or anyone) I dont care though I still love her, they dont smell so I dont trip ...
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LMAO


with my ex i use too let that shit rip!lol..we'd be postin, watchin tv in da blankets or whatever adn i would let em loose!! she would jump out the blankets hella quik!! lmao..that shit was funny tho'...a few times i would tear shit up then throw the blankets over her head!!
 
MeloTrauma

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Hahaha, funny shit... I wouldnt cut no farts in front of my lady though. I swear sometimes my gas be smelling like rotten eggs. I let one rip in front of her one time and she gagged and shit and nearly threw up. Maybe I shouldnt of done it in front of her face while her mouth was open.
 
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MeloTrauma said:
Ive posted this concern before. The worse is when you got to shit at your girlfriends apartment when there is just 1 bathroom and three fine ass sisters. Ive popped a blood vessel trying to hold in some logs at her house. But now we live together, so, fuck it. I shit when shes in the shower.
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yup, so why not keep it real and shit freely from the beginning? .... set the bar as low as possible early in the relationship to avoid not being able to keep it real with your shit schedule
 
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LOL....ill drop logs in a friends house with the quickness, this never been a real big problem to me

me and my girl rip em all the time around each other, shits as natural as a cough to us now, i remember she was the first one to fart, i wasnt trippin i thought it was funny she did it in front of me, then after the dust settled she sat on my lap and let it rip! i was like bitch! i swear this girl and i will be in the middle of a store, shell back it up to me (her ass is hella nice and i like holdin it) and ill think shes tryin to get close, next thing u kno i catch a warm breath on my crotch....shes got no shame but ive learned to play her game! i love it
 
MeloTrauma

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God damn, that sounds nasty. Give her a buttercup. Thats where you cup your ass with your hand when you fart, and soon as you cut loose, put the palmed fart up to her mouth and nose and cover it.
 
FATAL NYGHTMARE

FATAL NYGHTMARE

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that'z fuckin disgusting. girlz dont need to be breaking wind in front of me!

az for taking a shit.... i hate taking a shit at a homeboy'z house when their toilet iz known for clogging. i'll be sittin there droppin a load, and tha whole time i'm hoping tha shit doeznt clog up on me!
 
mustynutz

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1) GreaseStick- These are the kinds of shit that come out easy, but just leave a big mess. Sometimes you go through an entire roll of toilet paper for these babies.

2) The Squirts- These are a type of shit that has no real form. It makes you think you have to shit. Then when you are on the toilet a small liquid shit squirts out.

3) Smooth as Silk- These are the ones we all love. They just pop right out. You don't even have to wipe your ass. We all wish every shit could be like this one.

4) Cluster Grenades- No real form. It all just squirts out. A non-stop cycle that lasts for about 10 minutes. These babies are a bitch.

5) Rock- These are the ones that make you think you really gotta go. Then when you're taking a shit they just won't budge. So you squeeze and squeeze. Fuck! Still nothing. So you get up and leave. 5 minutes later, since you squeezed so much now you got Cluster Gernades.

6) Morning Ass- These are a combination of Smooth as Silk and GreaseStick. Easy but dirty.

7) Dirty Balls- This is when your shit is full of balls. Just make sure you don't play with it.

8) Little Susies- These are just small snake like shits. You usually end up shooting out at least 10 of these babies.

9) Hailey's Comet- These don't come by to often. This particular type of shit is huge. It usually takes up the up the entire toilet. Just one long shit that curls up. It amazes me that toliets can actually suck it down.

10) Stinky Rita- These don't usually make a big mess and they come out quite nicely. There problem is that they fuckin smell like well, shit. So much that your nose is screaming bloody murder.
 
MeloTrauma

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Heres some of my creations:

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do - the type of shit that is so big it wont fit down the hole, so you have to get a plunger to break it up into smaller flushable peices

Chocolate Soup - the kind of shit that makes your toilet water look like a chocolatey stew. A little liquid, a little solid. All brown.

The Ring - the kind of shit that when you flush, it spins against the sides of the bowl creating a brown skid ring throughout.

Bottomed Out - The kind of shit that is so long, it hits the bottom of the bowl while still connected to your ass.

The Pin Cushion - the kind of shit that feels like there are needles sticking your rectum on its way out. Also known as the Broken Glass or the Jagged Edge.
 
Psychocialman

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LOL @thread

I always shit at my friend's house :D

I don't know about you and your parents, but *lol*, when I take a shit and it smells bad, I'm callin my mom sometimes: "Ay mom check this out, in my room is a strange animal" LOOOOOL
 
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