Guys, WTF? Use a lil bathroom etiquette
- Thread starter ColdBlooded
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did you have some fucked up incident lately coldblooded? I hate that shit just as much as the next man... theres some fucking retards out there.
'Stop looking at my dick and get on a chick you bi curious bathroom slut' <-- that's what i'm sayin next time.
this fucked up thing in a pub toilet happened to me one time though.. this fat man moved in right between me and my drinkin mate, and looked at my dick and said 'yeah, you piss like a light saber, focused, like Luke Skywalker' i was like 'whatever fatty'. then he turns to my homie and says 'on the other hand, you're more relaxed not focused in one place like your friend'.. we battered him in the toilets. Scottish fat bastard.
and if some bloke decides to piss right next 2 you when theres plenty of free urinals, he's either fruity as fuck, or doesn't recognize the splash zone!
'Stop looking at my dick and get on a chick you bi curious bathroom slut' <-- that's what i'm sayin next time.
this fucked up thing in a pub toilet happened to me one time though.. this fat man moved in right between me and my drinkin mate, and looked at my dick and said 'yeah, you piss like a light saber, focused, like Luke Skywalker' i was like 'whatever fatty'. then he turns to my homie and says 'on the other hand, you're more relaxed not focused in one place like your friend'.. we battered him in the toilets. Scottish fat bastard.
and if some bloke decides to piss right next 2 you when theres plenty of free urinals, he's either fruity as fuck, or doesn't recognize the splash zone!
Twice in the same day, two seperate guys try and strike up conversation with me in the office bathroom. Be friendly when i'm washing my hands or when you see me around the office, not while i'm tryin to piss. Stare at the wall in front of you, kep quiet, and mind your own bodily functions.
And pissing on the company VP's shoes cuz he's talkin to me at the urinal isn't really in the cards for me, i'd like to keep my job as much as i'd like to piss on his shoes.
Man, I hate that! Don't talk to me when either of us has our dicks in our hands. Go down there and Piss in peace, like I was trying to do downhere. While we on the subject... I try my hardest to wait to shit till I get home.... In drastic circumstances, I will but... I go to the second floor of my office building so none of my co-workers can see my shoe's and tell me I stank like ass. The people that do shit freely at work... get told they smell like ass by me! So I practice what I preach.
Oh yeah, I hate when people don't wash they hands... then later wanna shake your hand.
Oh yeah, I hate when people don't wash they hands... then later wanna shake your hand.
Fuck those urinals!
How about those guys who walk up and fart while they piss. I'm not talking about a small air pocket, I'm talking about letting loose.
That's why I use the stalls fuck that shit.
Or maybe for those who love sing the urinals. Next time you get approached just stand back a couple feet and scream out LET'S RACE!
LMFAO
How about those guys who walk up and fart while they piss. I'm not talking about a small air pocket, I'm talking about letting loose.
That's why I use the stalls fuck that shit.
Or maybe for those who love sing the urinals. Next time you get approached just stand back a couple feet and scream out LET'S RACE!
LMFAO
Ha, yeah I must admit I have had to do that a few times which was the only option I knew of to avoid it. Fucking went to piss this morning and got splashes all over my fucking leg and thighs and feet. I'm going to take Slow's advice on this one, I totally forgot about then but then again I'm not a good aimer lol.
Some places actually have people that CLEAN the restrooms, lol. Here's what I do if the place is filthy.
1. Flush toilet with foot (who gives a fuck if you get that nasty shit on the bottom of your shoe, you're already standing in somebody's piss while you piss anyway).
2. Turn on faucet.
3. Wash hands with soap and water...leave faucet on when finished.
4. Take paper towels, dry hands, turn off faucet with paper towels, open door, discard paper towels and exit bathroom.
Simple, stay clean. They taught us all that shit when I worked at Kaiser...well...minus the flush with foot part.
1. Flush toilet with foot (who gives a fuck if you get that nasty shit on the bottom of your shoe, you're already standing in somebody's piss while you piss anyway).
2. Turn on faucet.
3. Wash hands with soap and water...leave faucet on when finished.
4. Take paper towels, dry hands, turn off faucet with paper towels, open door, discard paper towels and exit bathroom.
Simple, stay clean. They taught us all that shit when I worked at Kaiser...well...minus the flush with foot part.
alright... this is what you gotta do if you dont wanna be fucked with in the bathroom... first of all... enter the bathroom with a gangsta strut... when you approach the urinal stall, whip out your dick, stare at the wall in front of you and give your HARDEST mean mug... look at the wall like theres a person in front of you that just really pisses you off!!! 
that should hold off anyone striking a conversation with you...
that should hold off anyone striking a conversation with you...