Guys, WTF? Use a lil bathroom etiquette

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Apr 25, 2002
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Don't be talking to me and/or looking at me when i'm at the urinal tryin to piss.

It just ain't cool.

**This especially goes for those who don't know me.**
When i'm pissing i'm not trying to make new friends and BS about the weather or how my day is going.
 
Sep 28, 2004
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My friend pissed on a man's foot because the guy kept talking to him while they were at the urinal. Seems a little extreme to me, but I guess if you're annoyed with it..

Women talk in bathrooms a lot, but it's not like we're sitting next to each other while being able to SEE each other. Isn't it more comfortable to just use the stall instead of whipping it out at a urinal? Maybe I'm seeing it as a modesty thing, or whatever. But why would some guy talk to you anyway while you're holding your dick in your hand? And if a guy DOES talk to you in there, do you look at him?? Kind of awkward, if you ask me...
 
Apr 25, 2002
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Ya know what pisses me off? When there's a row of like, 6 urinals...none of them are in use besides the one I'm standing at...and some jerkoff comes in and chooses to piss at the urinal RIGHT NEXT TO ME!! I can't fuckin stand that shit. I can't piss when dudes do that shit, because it's disturbing. Out of all the urinals in this big empty bathroom, you wanna piss in the one right next to me. To add insult to injury, a lot of urinals don't have the little wall between each other, so there's absolutely no privacy in a lot of bathrooms.

Just 2 days ago, I was in the bathroom @ Casa De Fruta, on my way home from Los Angeles...and this dude not only stands right next to me, he's looking at me the whole fuckin' time he's pissin'. What the fuck yo? Don't grab your dick and then look at me, what's your issue?

I feel you as well, coldblooded. Like, at baseball games or the fair or some shit, a dude stands right next to you at the urinal, looks over and says..."Beautiful day, isn't it?"........."NO, bitch, fuck you. It WAS a beautiful day, until you looked over your little wall at my dick and smiled, right before you asked that stupid little question of yours." LMAO!! I can go on for DAYS about takin' a piss in a urinal.
 
Nov 7, 2002
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i dont have a problum if someone talks to me,...but i dont go out of my way to make convo with anyone cause some guys are really insucure with they lil pee pee's,...
i wait till we wash are hands and that's even with the people i know,...
 
May 13, 2002
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^^LMAO

CannibalCrow said:
My friend pissed on a man's foot because the guy kept talking to him while they were at the urinal. Seems a little extreme to me, but I guess if you're annoyed with it..
A man pissed on my foot and I wasn’t sayin shit to nobody, just looking straight ahead at the blank tile a few inches from my face. This happened to me twice, on two separate occasions, both times by drunken mofos at the club. People get killed for shit like that, I swear

Both times were at the same club…worst toilet design ever. Not normal urinals that are elevated in the air, nah, these ones went all the way down to the floor. So if you miss by a little bit piss is going all over the floor.
 
Apr 25, 2002
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DAMNIT I hate those body length urinals, those are the worst. Not only do your chances of pissing on the floor increase, you're going to get piss spray on your shoes regardless...because little drops ALWAYS shoot out of those damn urinals.

And LMAO @ L Mac...yea...there's a place off 152 called Casa De Fruta...they have all kinds of fruit stands there, and a restaurant. Just in case you weren't aware of the place before today.
 
Jun 18, 2004
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Sydal said:
DAMNIT I hate those body length urinals, those are the worst. Not only do your chances of pissing on the floor increase, you're going to get piss spray on your shoes regardless...because little drops ALWAYS shoot out of those damn urinals.

And LMAO @ L Mac...yea...there's a place off 152 called Casa De Fruta...they have all kinds of fruit stands there, and a restaurant. Just in case you weren't aware of the place before today.
Right on man...it just sounded funny as fuck, a dude starin at you while you take a piss at the Casa de Fruta...are you sure it wasn't George Michael?
 

T.C

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SLOWPOKE said:
i wait till we wash are hands and that's even with the people i know,...
its nice to know somebody washes their hands after going to the restroom...nowadays people act like they're alergic to that shit
 
Nov 7, 2002
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T.C said:
its nice to know somebody washes their hands after going to the restroom...nowadays people act like they're alergic to that shit
and i make sure that if papper towel are avil,...i grab an extra few just to grab the door to get out,...and if they got those air dryers,....i have no prob getting some t/p or use the bottom of my shirt to touch the handle,...man,...what does it look like knowing some fools dont wash they hands touch the door,...and you about to eat with every dudes dick sweat on your hand,...defeats the purpose
 
Jun 9, 2004
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see, im one of those assholes that purposly pisses all over the place. all over the seat, all over the floor. i even do it on the toilet paper so when the next person comes in & needs to take a shit, they're fucked. im such a jerk.
 

lErK

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SLOWPOKE said:
i dont have a problum if someone talks to me,...but i dont go out of my way to make convo with anyone cause some guys are really insucure with they lil pee pee's,...
i wait till we wash are hands and that's even with the people i know,...
Yeah for real I dont care if fools talk to me either. But fuck the not washing ur hands part. I always wash my hands and especially if its at a gas station i get extra paper to open the door and take the key back to that fool.
 
Dec 11, 2002
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Sydal said:
What the fuck yo? Don't grab your dick and then look at me, what's your issue?



...LOL!! ..this shit has me WEAK.. fuckin' Sydal...


.... lol @ 'yo'....




I never really thought about men's room 'rules' before.. funny shit...
 
Apr 25, 2002
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Sydal said:
Ya know what pisses me off? When there's a row of like, 6 urinals...none of them are in use besides the one I'm standing at...and some jerkoff comes in and chooses to piss at the urinal RIGHT NEXT TO ME!! I can't fuckin stand that shit. I can't piss when dudes do that shit, because it's disturbing. Out of all the urinals in this big empty bathroom, you wanna piss in the one right next to me. To add insult to injury, a lot of urinals don't have the little wall between each other, so there's absolutely no privacy in a lot of bathrooms.

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May 4, 2002
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damn thats hlla funny u brought this up, i was in reno a couple weeks ago faded of some captin and budweisers and i went to take a piss in the silver lagecy, and some dude tryed to chop it up while i was pissin. im just like, do u talk to dudes often while pissin cuz thats gay as fuck. dude gave me some funny ass look and i just started laughin. dude must got pissed cuz he didnt even bother to wash his hands....
 

Ne Obliviscaris

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dude fuck washing youer hands in a public bathroom unless its got one of those motion detecting sinks. theres NO WAY im touching a one of those taps at the sink..... dont know about you cats but my dick is pretty clean, and those sinks are not