Ya know what pisses me off? When there's a row of like, 6 urinals...none of them are in use besides the one I'm standing at...and some jerkoff comes in and chooses to piss at the urinal RIGHT NEXT TO ME!! I can't fuckin stand that shit. I can't piss when dudes do that shit, because it's disturbing. Out of all the urinals in this big empty bathroom, you wanna piss in the one right next to me. To add insult to injury, a lot of urinals don't have the little wall between each other, so there's absolutely no privacy in a lot of bathrooms.
Just 2 days ago, I was in the bathroom @ Casa De Fruta, on my way home from Los Angeles...and this dude not only stands right next to me, he's looking at me the whole fuckin' time he's pissin'. What the fuck yo? Don't grab your dick and then look at me, what's your issue?
I feel you as well, coldblooded. Like, at baseball games or the fair or some shit, a dude stands right next to you at the urinal, looks over and says..."Beautiful day, isn't it?"........."NO, bitch, fuck you. It WAS a beautiful day, until you looked over your little wall at my dick and smiled, right before you asked that stupid little question of yours." LMAO!! I can go on for DAYS about takin' a piss in a urinal.