lmao... Damn I shoulda shut up before my cover got blown... Well shit, this is a fantastic piece of gear and I swear by it... I just cut myself a bitchin mullet to go with those blood curling guitar presets... All along, the key to fame has been sittin at sharper image next to the ocean breeze relaxation cd, the chair massager, and the glass ball that you touch to make the electricity follow ur finger...