Getting caught while GYJO...
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LMAO!!!!
I remember once i drank a fifth size bottle of Jim Beam in 3 hours. Thats all i remember. However i ended up naked in a bath towel laying on my bed whackin it when my boy comes in and said "Its your mom on the phone". He saw, not lol, and had to hold the phone to my head cause i couldnt do it for myself. I was drunker than hell and couldnt bust a nut cause i got some minor friction burns.
I remember once i drank a fifth size bottle of Jim Beam in 3 hours. Thats all i remember. However i ended up naked in a bath towel laying on my bed whackin it when my boy comes in and said "Its your mom on the phone". He saw, not lol, and had to hold the phone to my head cause i couldnt do it for myself. I was drunker than hell and couldnt bust a nut cause i got some minor friction burns.
Oh Man, This shit is funny, I've had a couple close calls.
LIke one time, I Was Layin' in my Bed GMJO with tha Vaseline Intensive care.
(And that shit smells strong, with some friction that'll stink up tha room)
My brother walks in. and I Turn off my lamp and cover myslef with tha blankets, He's like,"what's that smell"
I'm like "Uhhh, Nothing"
My pops always is tryin' to crack jokes at me, He's always sayin',"Yeah, when we go to sleep, Jeremy Be playin' Pornos out here in the living room,
But he won't let us watch the videos"
I think he knows, but just won't just come right out and say it.
A couple times he's called me Spanky, som i'm reall careful, i put that sht on Low Volume
I should stop playin' the DVD's in the living room and get one for my own room.
LIke one time, I Was Layin' in my Bed GMJO with tha Vaseline Intensive care.
(And that shit smells strong, with some friction that'll stink up tha room)
My brother walks in. and I Turn off my lamp and cover myslef with tha blankets, He's like,"what's that smell"
I'm like "Uhhh, Nothing"
My pops always is tryin' to crack jokes at me, He's always sayin',"Yeah, when we go to sleep, Jeremy Be playin' Pornos out here in the living room,
But he won't let us watch the videos"
I think he knows, but just won't just come right out and say it.
A couple times he's called me Spanky, som i'm reall careful, i put that sht on Low Volume
I should stop playin' the DVD's in the living room and get one for my own room.
one time.....i had skipped school cuz i was "sick" and i thought no one was home....so i was beating it....and since i thought no one was home i hadnt closed the door......and whaddayaknowit, my dad walks in to see how im doing.....i threw the covers over myself....he acted like he hadnt seen anything.....i dunno abuot that tho
SHIT!!!!!!!!
SHIT!!!!!!!!