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Deep Thought

Deep Thought

Sicc OOG
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May 21, 2002
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Answer the questions: HAVE you ever been caught whacking off?

One of my encounters came when I was a sophomore in college. I was fuckin BUCK NAKED on my bed, laying the wood to a pillow while looking at a classic BlackTail porn rag. Fuckin door was locked- or so I thought. Dammit, something was fucked up with that door. You'd have to close it all the way and push it as you locked the door- it was NOT a jerkoff-proof doorknob.

Anyway I hadn't pressed the door all the way in, and all of the sudden as I'm laying the wood to my pillow, the fuckin door blasts open and I wing my covers over myself. Some dude (not my roommate) goes, "Where's Phil?" I was like "Eerrr....ahhhh.." as I covered myself and slid the porn rag under the covers. Dude looked shocked and sort of laughed and was more embarrassed than me. He left, I locked the door all the way and jacked off, then got dressed and went down the hall to that dude's room and said, "It's not what you thought." He was like, "Yeah right Deep."

Piss on that. :confused:
 
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MOESES SOULRIGHT THE 2nd

Young Moe
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Apr 25, 2002
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Shea...i'll page you on friday... cool?
i ain't smoked in a week...drove stragiht to work from SD...i didn't wanna mess with none of that San Diego Stress Dank!!!


i wanna know if any girls done got caught doin the deed...
and don't act like yall ain't do it...I work at a porn shop and i know all females do that thang
 
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GANGSTAEIGHT

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i would die if i got caught, but i'm still here, so......

shit, i do that shit in an empty house behind 2 locked doors... so if the first door opens, i got time to recover and shit before I arrouse any type of suspicion.... like i'm jackin' off in a fortress and shit... i shut the blinds, grab some cool mint shaving cream and just LIKE THAT! LIKE THAT!

oh coy!
 
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Roxy

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May 2, 2002
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Dang Shea, I feel for U on your SAD SAD EMBARASSING DAY. But that is really funny. I was laughing hard @ my desk. I can almost picture the look on your face :eek: (sans the nakedness). LOL, man that was funny. :classic:
 
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MOESES SOULRIGHT THE 2nd

Young Moe
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Apr 25, 2002
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Shea...you're talking about a LOVE SWING...yeah them shits is fat...but they cost bank ya dig?
the swing itself is only like 150...but the stand for it is like 200...but i think it's more worth the cash then any other product out...there was a Sex Expo in SF and we had porn stars swingin on them, dude, i'm tellin you

www.adulttoychest.com
 
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Al-Kaholik

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Apr 26, 2002
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One time I was beatin it while I was on the shitter, and I thought I had locked the door and all of a sudden my mom busts in there, at least I had time to put my shirt over my dick...but i'm pretty sure the shocked look on my face gave it away, she just said sorry and walked out..and we never brought it up.:confused:
 
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Sneak

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I remember I got caught once. I was in the living room watchin some jenna jamison tape and doin my thing. I know the sound of both my parents cars, usually I can hear them comming around the corner and can pop the tape out. So anyways back to my thing . I was whackin it and I had the tv up hella loud so I could feel the intensity, like 10 mins into the tape I hear the garage open and im like what the fuck. I just turned off the TV cuz there was no time to eject te tape. Fucking like My parents and like 5 other people walk in and shit, they were asking how my day was and im like it was okay. My pops picked up the remote and turned on the tv and everyone was like looking at me that shit was embarrasing. I just went to my room and went to sleep with blue balls
 
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