German tucks his tail quick LOL

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dali

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If you think that guy is German, you are greatly mistaken. He may live in Berlin, but judging from looks and accent, that guy is either Turkish or Persian.

The bouncer however is 100% German, and a former Kick Boxing world champion.
Nice try, though.
 

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I was in amsterdam in the summer of 2007.

two algerian guys (north african arabs is how I describe them) weren't allowed in a club. one of the two starts mouthing off to the bouncer of the club, hella loud. screaming at the top of his lungs at the bouncer.

the bouncer of the club was a huge german dude. I shit you not: german dude looked like jack 2 from tekken 6.

one minute, german guy was hella calm, letting arab dude#1 keep talking. like it didn't phase him at all.

the arabs got braver and stepped a little closer to talk shit. german dude lets fucking loose, out of nowhere. arab dude#2, the quiet one, catches a vicious right leg roundhouse kick to the left side of his body, partially crumbling him. german dude follows up with a hard left and then a right. arab dude#2 is now a heap on the ground. german dude starts laughing like it's the funniest thing he'd seen all night.

cool starry, brow.
 

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If you think that guy is German, you are greatly mistaken. He may live in Berlin, but judging from looks and accent, that guy doesn't have pure beautiful Aryan blood such as I. That filthy mongrel is either Turkish or Persian.

Mord die schmutzigen Türken und Juden feige!
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that was kinda funny but it would have been even funnier to see him get his ass kicked
 

dali

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I was in amsterdam in the summer of 2007.

two algerian guys (north african arabs is how I describe them) weren't allowed in a club. one of the two starts mouthing off to the bouncer of the club, hella loud. screaming at the top of his lungs at the bouncer.

the bouncer of the club was a huge german dude. I shit you not: german dude looked like jack 2 from tekken 6.

one minute, german guy was hella calm, letting arab dude#1 keep talking. like it didn't phase him at all.

the arabs got braver and stepped a little closer to talk shit. german dude lets fucking loose, out of nowhere. arab dude#2, the quiet one, catches a vicious right leg roundhouse kick to the left side of his body, partially crumbling him. german dude follows up with a hard left and then a right. arab dude#2 is now a heap on the ground. german dude starts laughing like it's the funniest thing he'd seen all night.

cool starry, brow.

The Moral of this thread: Don't fuck with Germans. It's that simple.
 
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fuck with germany??? wow. is that how it went down? i don't even know what to say to that. and you wonder why nobody likes germans.

you're in a forum full of people whose grandfathers dropped bombs on berlin. don't start talking like 250,000 dead americans earns you some stripes. you lost 5.5 million soldiers in that war....not even counting civilians.
 

dali

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it would have been even funnier if i knew who the fuck they were talking about.
They were talking about the guy's older brother.
You have to understand that there is a very strict (and often violent) hierarchy within Arab/Persian etc. families, meaning the oldest male in the house is always in control. Whenever the father is not around, the oldest brother is in charge, ruling with an iron fist.

After being insulted by the guy who tried to get into the club, Michael Kuhr (the kick boxer bouncer) told the intruder that he knows his older brother (actually a close friend), and threatened to call him and tell him how disrespectful his little brother is acting towards a well known friend. The result? The little brother would have been mollywhopped real hard by the older brother for putting shame to their family by behaving in such an unpleasant manner. That's why he got all quite in the end of the video and tried to persuade Kuhr not to call him.
 
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lol i didn't say we liberated anything, i'm just saying that germany got shitted on. nobody wants to hear any pro-german bullshit in here. and i was born in germany....on an american air force base. how many german military bases are there in america?? germany isn't scaring anybodyyyyyy.