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murder suicide , he suffocated his fat girlfriend with his dusty ass SD hat while she was sleeping then he overdosed on heroin in the bathroom
You gotta suck on Danas toes
what? can't I just send her a gift card or something?
what kind of goodies are in the private section ?
 
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fuck it.

-Ive kissed a dead person. not my relatives, neether.

-I have a drinking problem. im not drinking right now, but im finna be.

-Ive pissed on a tombstone of a person i didnt know.

-Ive cursed god and mocked the religious all my life but in near-death situations ive called for gods help. I still dont believe in it, either.

-Ive seen how i'm going to die in a vision, ive also spoke to god in a vision and his voice appeared as clouds moving when he talked. i was in some sort of shallow lake while talking to him. he asked if i wanted to live, i said yes, and i woke up. i STILL dont believe in god. basically uhh, because i was on hella mushrooms when that happened, but it seemed a little too weird.

-Cannabalism actually interests me to the point where it may be an option one day.

-I killed my grandmothers dog by poisoning it and feel no remorse about it. I hated that dog.

-Over the course of a year and a half, i stole weed from one of the white roomates i had every day. I also took his pills, took his radio and put it in my room (kept it) and ate his food. all of which he knew about, none of which he did anything about.

-Ive spat in a babies face.

-I have a habit of carrying knives in my pocket and gripping it tightly while talking or looking at people.

-Ive got caught in a rip current/rip tide for what had to be the longest minute and something in my life. I said fuck the ocean ever since.

-Ive bought my dad crack, ive watched him smoke it. I say its his life.

-Ive got wacked out on dust, stumbled out of a movie theatre, sat down, pulled my pants down to my ankles and taken a piss sitting down forward, (making sure not to get it on myself, that would be wack) facing the window of people exiting the movie theatre.

-Ive window etched someones car.

-Prison on peyote buttons (google for info) had me scared as fuck.

-Ive felt totally horrible about beating the shit out of someone to the point where i wanted to help them immediately after.

-I actually liked teenage mutant ninja turtles so much as a kid that at one point, yes, i did eat ice cream on pizza. and actually liked it. the very thought of that makes me want to throw up right now.

-I've fucked a friends girlfriend back in the day and kept it a complete secret. theyre getting married soon, and im not gonna say anything.

-Marijuana and alcohol makes me watch things i wouldnt normally watch, like midget porn, BBW porn, old lady porn. when i sober up im like WTF? whats all this +70 porn on my shit?

-Ive stolen stashes from under tires and trashcans and bushes from both people ive known and people i havent. Nothing i would even attempt right now, but i was brainless at the time.

-Ive committed a physical hate crime as a child. basically dude just layed in a ditch all bloody.

-I just got my drivers liscense this year. I'm 26. I just never really gave a fuck enough to go to the dmv.

-I punched a girl in 6th grade straight in her face cuz she said some punk rock shit. i wouldnt hit a girl now, thats hella fucked up.

-I stole on a white boy because he said he liked depeche mode.

-I'm racist towards white people.

-I think terrorism is dope.

-I used to think tupac was horrible, and then it grew on me when i got older.

-I didnt beat mike tysons punch out! on nintendo until i was in my 20s.

-Ive been so high i didnt even know i was on my own block stealing shit out of cars. I looked up like "oh shit this is my nextdoor neighbor.."
some more tales from the life of Gas.
 

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Definitely roommate material. Yall should have hooked your family members up.
I agree with my best friend Mac Jesus



And damn i feel like volunteering at a food bank or animal shelter after reading a lot of these old quotes. Giving a homeless person some cash or something even though I'm pretty broke myself. Guess I'm a bleeding heart after all lol
 
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nigga said poisoned his grammas dog if that aint the most low down coward weirdo shit . that old hoe probably loved that fuckin dog u probably caused that old hoe so much pain and anguish because of that man i feel bad for that old hoe you really are a piece of shit nigga i hope ur fat asian girlfriend rollover on u when yall sleeping and smother u to death
 
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nigga said poisoned his grammas dog if that aint the most low down coward weirdo shit . that old hoe probably loved that fuckin dog u probably caused that old hoe so much pain and anguish because of that man i feel bad for that old hoe you really are a piece of shit nigga i hope ur fat asian girlfriend rollover on u when yall sleeping and smother u to death
 
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anytimes ive used CL its ended up a nightmare, it started off nice, then went to total shit, especially roomates. i would rather not a roomate because they do shit like steal my 50.00 jugs of detergent when they run out, i find out when 3 of them (total like 80.00) are almost gone, had to hide them and they got butthurt and bought some cheap detergent the next day. this went on for months. fuckin broke asses always asking for shit or stealing my stuff. no car, need a ride. no weed, pinch my shit when im not home. listen to my phone conversations from the other room then beg me for norcos. i hate this shit.
-Over the course of a year and a half, i stole weed from one of the white roomates i had every day. I also took his pills, took his radio and put it in my room (kept it) and ate his food. all of which he knew about, none of which he did anything about.

lol
 
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some more tales from the life of Gas.
Yo WTF?! I've remained neutral just watching every now and then like OK, they roastin Gas, it happens but this shit? I draw the line at killing your grandmas dog and watching 70 year old porn. dafuq?! I don't give a fuck how much weed you smoke weed has never caused someone to be like Yo, I want to jerk off to some 70+ year old porn! No!! That shit is embedded in you as a person, weed doesn't cause that shit lmao selling your dad crack? Probably made a profit and bragged about ripping off a knock
 
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