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usctrojan415

usctrojan415

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You are at a club/bar and you spot a broad (that you dig) with her friend (who you don't dig at all)...

You: (To the friend) Do you like to dance?
Friend: Yes.
You: Cool. Would you mind going out to the dancefloor so I can talk to your friend.
 
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ATF

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usctrojan415 said:
You are at a club/bar and you spot a broad (that you dig) with her friend (who you don't dig at all)...

You: (To the friend) Do you like to dance?
Friend: Yes.
You: Cool. Would you mind going out to the dancefloor so I can talk to your friend.
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LOL

tight post yall...keep em' comin
 
jay deuce

jay deuce

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Apr 25, 2002
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datniggawilliam said:
I Think I have said that to a girl. well it was almost the same.. and I got pussy from her that night..

I was like.... Hey how are you doing? she said Fine.. I said Hmm you seem to have been alone all night ... she said...What? and got all pissed... and I said HEy I dont need a fucking attitude I was just trying to be Nice... and She said Sorry I have just been in a bad mood all day... I said .... Hmm well maybe I can Fix your problem... and she was like How.. and I said..... Never mind and walked off.............later that night I said..wow you must want to go home with me... she said how do you know that? and I said ... becuase I am the only guy who has talked to you all night.. and she said No some have I just didn't feel like talking to them .... I said WEll do you want to go home with me.. and she said Sure ...

It was great I didn't think any of what I said was going to work.. I thouight that was going to piss her off becuase I am an asshole to females.. but that shit worked She was fine to....There where hella guys talkin got her all night.. She just kept on Being a bitch to them it was great good pussy to and she sucked Dick like a pro
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You are Lying
 
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William206

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Aug 11, 2003
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Lol Jay duce you can think what ever you want. It dont really matter if you think i am lieing or not.

I know what happen that night.So I am fine with it..

Just handel Yours Nigga
 
mustynutz

mustynutz

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Jun 27, 2002
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datniggawilliam said:
I Think I have said that to a girl. well it was almost the same.. and I got pussy from her that night..

I was like.... Hey how are you doing? she said Fine.. I said Hmm you seem to have been alone all night ... she said...What? and got all pissed... and I said HEy I dont need a fucking attitude I was just trying to be Nice... and She said Sorry I have just been in a bad mood all day... I said .... Hmm well maybe I can Fix your problem... and she was like How.. and I said..... Never mind and walked off.............later that night I said..wow you must want to go home with me... she said how do you know that? and I said ... becuase I am the only guy who has talked to you all night.. and she said No some have I just didn't feel like talking to them .... I said WEll do you want to go home with me.. and she said Sure ...

It was great I didn't think any of what I said was going to work.. I thouight that was going to piss her off becuase I am an asshole to females.. but that shit worked She was fine to....There where hella guys talkin got her all night.. She just kept on Being a bitch to them it was great good pussy to and she sucked Dick like a pro
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YEAH....THIS COMIN FROM A GUYS THAT WAS GONNA DO ECSTASY BECAUSE SOME FINE ASS BROAD WANTED HIM TOO, AND HE WASNT GONNA TRY AND FUCK,HE WAS JUST DOIN IT CAUSE SHE WANTED HIM TO,AND HE POSTED ON THE NTERNET FOR ADVICE....YOU OLE KITTY LITTER ASS NIGGA YOU FULL OF SHIT........LOL

KID AINT EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO GET IN A CLUB
 
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William206

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Aug 11, 2003
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It was a party now a club fucker....and the advice was so I didn't fuck up a friendship... I didn't care about this bitch at all.

and I did fuck the E bitch just not that Night.. and I didn't fuck up the friendship between me and her cousion.....

Lol Don't hate.
 
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William206

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Aug 11, 2003
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damn it

It was a party NOT a club............and the advice was so I didn't fuck up a friendship... I didn't care about this bitch at all.

and I did fuck the E bitch just not that Night.. and I didn't fuck up the friendship between me and her cousion.....

Lol Don't hate.
 
m.w.merlino

m.w.merlino

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Dec 18, 2002
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listen bitch i already undressed you with my eyes now let me do it with my TEETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh and will that story did sound fake, maybe not made up but exaggerated, she was probly ugly, and second you probly made out with the bitch and fingered her and called that sex but thats just my spare thoughts for free
 
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William206

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Aug 11, 2003
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lol you guys can think what ever you want.. I can't change you minds... I know the truth... she does.. so I don't care


listen bitch i already undressed you with my eyes now let me do it with my TEETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^^ thats pertty funny
 
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