Funniest Homeboy Nicknames you know?

[MRTHECOSE]

i met a homenboy who named his son norteno. and his middle name was X-I-V-ER.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

 

[LAZYBOY408]

i met a homenboy who named his son norteno. and his middle name was X-I-V-ER.

the homie resting in peace's daughter's name is enelina and my other homeboy's son is named Xiver (Xavier)

 

[Mr.REE]

I GOT A HOMIE WE CALL "DO DIRT"!!!

I got a nigga named "do dirty"

This is my hood right here when I was younger:

Tweety, Munchy, Lil Joe, Shorty, Do Dirty, 2 Face, J-Nutt, D, E, Huero, Spanky, Shitty do whop, Shady Bo, Shadow, J-Bo, Frank tha dank, Mainy, Red, Gifferd, Elvis, Smokey, Ant, Roach, Critter, Creatcher (fairfield), Whisper, Black Vinn, White ViNN (ME), Spicy Mike, Apatchi, Zena, Los, Turtle, Blue.

Animal and June Bug (my kids)

 

[JackArtist510]

^^
i kno that cat, i met him at this party on laurel off of Ast.. theres also an OG. sharky who be posted either on jackson or A

forreals? he's like 18 or 19 right? he got an older brother too.. that was my homie but he dropped out or sumthin and i never talked to him since

 

[Mr.REE]

@ Troll, you know my homie Justin from DGF?

 

[Legman]

SHREK..he really did look ike the foo

Does SHREK Got A Brother Named Elvis?

 

[Mr.REE]

^Elvis my carnal

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

somebody's gonna get shot for this shit... lol

 

[KillaKali]

Mocco.

 

[Young M]

HAHA I KNOW IM NOT SURE BRO THE FOO HUGE N UGLY THOUGH

 

[krazy]

Shit i know hella funny namez.... I got a homie we call Gansta ED.... but we shortened that up to G.E.D.... i got another homie we named him miko cuz this one spanish fool called him "mi colita".... there'z hella funny $krapz namez in my town like thi$ lil $krap crew got all of there namez from $now white and the 7 dwarvez you know grumpy, sleepy,and so on.... there'z another $krap named condido but everyone callz him "cumdildo" ....and thiz $krap moved into town they $ay he lookz cuban $o foolz ju$t call him cuban.... i know thi$ fool named Moko he'z a $krap and hiz homeboy'z named booger.......lol...we got a homeboy named lokz but $hit we come up with new namez for that fool like nothing he u$ed to be in band and play that instrument like Lisa off the $imp$onz $o we call him li$a too.. me and my homie Erv gotti were one day clownin on Lil Rob and from now on when i $ee him i call him "Lil Rob".....Thi$ $Hit goez on 4 dayz.

 

[Legman]

^Elvis my carnal

Yea, I Was Askin Cuz My Lady Knows "SHREK", Or Atleast Knows Of Him, She Lives In The West Tho

 

[408mobsta]

sum funnys ones
cougar- like freddy cougar gots hella pimples lolz
nacho-lolz
cheech- looks like him
titty-man tits
tralanchala-cuz he got hella nose hairs lol looks like a spider coming out
gooney- like the movie lolz it jus sounds ugly
richard simmons-lmao dude looks like him
lachace-milk-got big man tits
thas all 4 now...

 

[TOMMYJAMES]

cougar- like freddy cougar gots hella pimples lolz

sorry to break the news to you and your homies but its not freddy "cougar" its freddy "kruger".

 

[L.D.S.]

Uno
Stinky
Squatch - Me
Poopap
Big Sexy - Me
Cheddar Box - Some bitch with a nasty gooch
Gimp - my buddy who's got a bumb ankle
Vanilla Gorilla - my sis' name for me
Nuck Nuck - My bro's name for me(I don't know where it came from)
Super Chunk
Freak - dude's got 10 tat's and 8 piercings
Taint - he always smells like the under side of ass

 

[DFresh77]

i have a homie we call him Vacuum..cuz he snorts hella coke..

i have another homie we call him shitty or el caca..cuz he farts alot...

and this other fool..we call him dookie..cuz he admits on eating females booty holes...

 

[LAZYBOY408]

i have a homie we call him Vacuum..cuz he snorts hella coke..

i have another homie we call him shitty or el caca..cuz he farts alot...

and this other fool..we call him dookie..cuz he admits on eating females booty holes...

lol sometimes people call me vacuum nose... but not any more i DPd myself... lol but like the late great rick james said..... COCAINE IS A HELL OF A DRUG

 

[DFresh77]

there's nothing wrong with putting a little cocaine boost in your system here and there lol

 

[SM1LEY4]

i got a homie we call choco short for chocolate cuz hes sum really dark mexican.then some other homie we call beavis cuz he looks like beavis from that old skoo show

 

[MataSkonkas]

SOME VETERANO INTRODUCED HIMSELF TO ME AS MR SHITFACE AT A PARTY....I WAS ALREADY FUCKED UP WHEN I MET HIM SO I DIDNT THINK ABOUT IT UNTIL LATER WHEN FOOLS WERE TALKIN ABOUT HIM...LOL!!!!