Fuckin' Judgmental Old People...

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May 16, 2002
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1. Why you buy a house with so many problems


2. Fuck paying somebody to do some shit I can do myself

The price on a fixer upper is a killer deal mortgage wise. The more you fix, you bring the property value back up & make your money back ten fold if & when you sell.

As for the bees, wait til it's dark & go spray them bastards with some...




And if that don't work, fire your old ass exterminator and call good ol' Billy!


 
Sep 29, 2003
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I have bees in my attic or some shit (they keep climbing into my upstairs bathroom through a crack in the light fixture). The guy who lived here before was an out-of-work handyman and there's a bunch of small things wrong (like a crack between the light fixture and ceiling). So naturally, I call a god damn exterminator to come look in the attic and see if there's a nest (I'm not going to do it, 'cause I hate bees). Actually, they are yellow jackets or wasps.

So the old bastard exterminator comes and my attic door is stuck (because the out of work handyman fucked it up). Anyway, the old bastard tells me to call the owner of the house to fix it. I look young, I'm in my 20's, so that means I can't be the owner of the house? I mean, I AM the owner of the fuckin' house.
I was also in line at the store one day, talking on my cell phone...which pissed the old lady in front of me off. She turns around and gives me a mean ass look. I put a bottle of E&J on the conveyor, she looks at it, looks at me, and says "Figures". I was picking the bottle up for my mother...stupid old bitch.

Any old bastards judge you young bastards?
haha, i get that all the time
 
Apr 25, 2002
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#31
1. Why you buy a house with so many problems


2. Fuck paying somebody to do some shit I can do myself
It doesn't really have a LOT of problems. New paint, new carpet, new cabinets...just has little annoying things wrong with it. Like Gemini said, we are going to fix the problems it does have and increase property value...even though some jerkoff bought a crib here for dirt cheap, which just drove value down for the rest of us.
 
Aug 24, 2003
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jeez, you dont even have the common courtesy to have a convenient access-way for that commercial bugman, and you want to get mad at HIM? he thought you weren't the owner because any regular owner would have actually made it convenient for him to get up there in the attic, instead of treating him like a third-rate citizen. "Go kill my bugs because i cant take care of my house and i let them get out of control. By the way you'll have to figure out how to get up there yourself."

Then you rudely yap away on your phone in the grocery store line, as though the whole world should put everything on hold just for you and listen to what YOU have to say. you were probably drunk to not even have that kind of common consideration for others to not yell belligerently on your cell phone and hold up the line.

you're hella rude sydal, come on man, why cant you treat others with some common courtesy
 

Ghost Dance

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Damm if you think this is bad you would hate to be non-white in this country...

PPL get way more judgmental and rude on a daily basis...you get used to it after a while but sometimes I like to play the part just to get under there skin...you got to fight fire with fire sometimes...my girl hates when i do that shit
 
May 13, 2002
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that's my goal when I get older, to be mad as fuck at the youngin's and be a complete hater on everything young.

fuck it.

you're old as shit you have earned that right to act however way you want. I'm going to be clownin on kids and hitting them with my cane and shit and call them faggots (which in the year 2040 will probably mean something completely different).
 
Jan 29, 2005
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I wouldn't have even gotten mad at the old lady, i'm the type that would act an ass if someone acted all smug with me. I would've said some shit all loud to put all eyes on her old ass and make her feel uncomfortable as hell. If people wanna label me a stereotype, i'll play it lol
 

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blunt_hogg559
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if you gonna be a home owner, it's essential that you have some basic fix it skills. dude prolly thought you were a tenant based on all the fucked up shit around the house, making the place look like a rental. have some pride and fix yo shit up.

people walk around bitter for hella reasons, can't absorb their negativity,
 
Apr 25, 2002
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if you gonna be a home owner, it's essential that you have some basic fix it skills. dude prolly thought you were a tenant based on all the fucked up shit around the house, making the place look like a rental. have some pride and fix yo shit up.

people walk around bitter for hella reasons, can't absorb their negativity,
I do have basic fix-it skills, but I've only been here since August. I'm not made of money, so it's not like I can just go buy all the shit to fix everything at once. I dropped some cool bread on a new heater, 7 new windows, a back door, and a washer & dryer in the last couple months. I also fixed the shower and the kitchen sink, got 2 new ceiling fans, and installed new lights in the kitchen. I have a baby and fiance to take care of, bills to pay, and gas to buy. The house doesn't look fucked up by any means, so that argument is void.
 
Apr 25, 2002
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#39
jeez, you dont even have the common courtesy to have a convenient access-way for that commercial bugman, and you want to get mad at HIM? he thought you weren't the owner because any regular owner would have actually made it convenient for him to get up there in the attic, instead of treating him like a third-rate citizen. "Go kill my bugs because i cant take care of my house and i let them get out of control. By the way you'll have to figure out how to get up there yourself."


The bees have been around since I moved in, they must have just moved into the attic 'cause it's cold. There is also an access point RIGHT ABOVE THE BATHROOM on the outside wall (he was just too retarded not to bring a fuckin' ladder with him). Not my fault the dude wasn't prepared to climb when we told him there were two stories.

Then you rudely yap away on your phone in the grocery store line, as though the whole world should put everything on hold just for you and listen to what YOU have to say. you were probably drunk to not even have that kind of common consideration for others to not yell belligerently on your cell phone and hold up the line.
Being on the phone for 20 seconds is hardly yapping away. "Hey mom, you drink E&J right?"..."Yes, or Paul Masson"..."Ok see you in a bit".

I must be a fuckin' asshole.