fucked up

[kingsix18]

I was walking out of the Navy Exchange with my girlfriend and her family and I was behind all of them when a bird flew right next to my head. I felt its wing on my head and I yelled out "Oh shit!" Not good to say in front of her mom and her 7-year-old sister.

 

[mrtonguetwista]

A FEW YEARS AGO, I WAS DOIN ABOUT A HUNNID DOWN 101 SOUTH WITH MY WINDOW DOWN AND A FUCKIN BUMBLE BEE HIT ME ON THE SIDE OF MY HEAD BY MY EYE AND FELL ON MY LAP DEAD...WHEN I GOT HOME MY SHIT WAS AWL SWOLE AND HAD A BLACK EYE FOR A FEW DAYS....THAT WAS NOT THE BIZNESS....

 

[italianstallion]

"he flew right into your head...like he couldnt avoid it!"

 

[Mr. Nice Guy]

Man my friend was attacked by Pigeons in downtown Seattle a few months back. He was walking to work and a group of pigeons flew up in front of him and started dive bombing him and flying straight into him. He ran down the street to try and get into a building but the birds followed him the whole way.


A bunch of people watching called it in and the news crews all came and had stories about it on the 5 o'clock news.


Apparently there was a flock of rogue pigeons attacking people walking downtown all day.