A duck walked in to a bar and asked the bartender, "Got any gwapes?"
The bartender explained that they did not have any grapes.
The duck went home and rested and came back to the bar the next day. He asked the bartender, "Got any gwapes?"
The bartender repled, "No, I told you we don't have any gwapes!"
The duck went home and rested and came back the next day.
He asked the bartender, "Got any gwapes?"
The bartender snarled, "No, we don't have any gosh darn grapes here!"
The duck went home and rested and came back the next day.
He asked the bartender, "Got any gwapes?"
The bartender screamed, "No, I don't have any grapes, and if you come in here and ask me that question again, I will nail your beak to the bar!!!!"
The duck went home and rested and came back the next day.
He asked the bartender, "Got any nails?"
The bartender replied, "No, I don't have any nails."
The duck asked, "Got any gwapes?"