sorry to break to you lil timmy, since you woke up from that 40 year coma,
the Scientific Breakthroough of America Research Corporation has just announced, just for you only, and only you,
that the reason plastic plants dont die, is cuz they are made out of PLASTIC,
so now that you are out of that coma, and a 60+ year old virgin with a limp dry shriveld dick that not even viagra can help you with, i urge you to kill yourself now b4 2012 takes you away.