Fuck all this Iraq Shit.

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Sep 28, 2002
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THE RESURECTION

Snap Bob sat up in bed a cold sweat pouring over him. Past his feet on his dresser at the end of his bed sat the television, on which his little brother Nick was watching the latest episode of GI JOE (The REAL American Hero). Shit he thought to himself no more 9th circle of hell flavored wings before bed for me, I better shit this festering mass out before I develope end stage terminal colen cancer. On his way to the toilet he heard his mother (An old recovering hippie) and his Father (A bible thumping police sgt.) arguing over the appropriate period of time to keep a galon of milk after the sell by date has expired. He stepped into the bathroom shut the door and>............................................